Peachurbate

Did you Peachurbate yet today? I actually just finished a long Peachurbation session, and boy, are my arms tired! As a professional smut reviewer and pornography scholar, I use a lot a lot of euphemisms for beating off, so I was immediately intrigued when the link for this next website slid into my DMs, and I wondered what the angle would be. How does Peachurbation differ from your typical public restroom fap session? Will there be actual fruit, or is the Peach in the title a reference to the emoji often used to represent an ass? I love butts, for sure, but I ain’t averse to weird food fetishes and other tomfoolery.