Femdom Empire Have you ever spent so damn long watching a chick get spit-roasted until her holes look like a pair of punched lasagnas and think, ‘’Damn! Thots sure do give a lot for us to bust a nut! Maybe it’s time that I gave something back to womankind.’’ The only logical thing to do is to call up a local Dominatrix and let her have her way with you for the next four hours. Oh, you naive fucker! You see, there’s a stark difference between watching porn and real life and undergoing an IRL Femdom session can push even the most hardened of porn fanatics to their limit. If you forget your safeword, then you can kiss goodbye to the structure of your asshole because any Domme worth her salt will probably turn it into something that looks like a windsock.