“I’m Dating My Stepson” is something of a loaded phrase, and it’s going to elicit different responses depending on who’s speaking and who’s listening. It could be the stuff of daytime TV, some scandal for Dr. Phil to parade in front of his studio audience. You probably ain’t going to be happy if you hear it on a hookup app like Tinder, and you’d be even more upset if the words fell out of your wife’s mouth. On the other hand, if you’re a pervert looking for some family roleplay content to shake your dick at, those words might work like magic, turning soft, spongy flesh into raging hard wood.