Stasy Q

Ah, Stasy Q founded by Said Energizer! Gentlemen, I greet you from the cockpit of my new BMW, which I’ve had outfitted with a stunning Gucci interior. I’m sipping a hundred-year-old Cognac and puffing on a Cohiba while a high-class escort, not a prostitute, sucks my balls dry. Just kidding. I’m actually jerking off at the library again, but I’ve got StasyQ.com pulled up so I feel like a really fancy motherfucker.

The front page of the sites says they offer “the new generation of erotic art”. That could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. About a million perverts a month are checking out what they’re selling, though, which is enough to catch the interest of a Porn Dude like me. It must be a niche site with numbers like that, but one that’s stuck it out since 2014, which ain’t always easy.