Japanese ASMR

Japanese ASMR got me like, “Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!” I’ve had my headphones on all morning, tuning in to those kawaii voices and slippery sex noises being pumped right into my ears. I’ve got those skin tingles, feelings of warmth and calmness, and a raging boner dripping into my boxers. It’s wild that I got this from audio alone when usually I’m cranking it to full 4K lesbian films or VR anal scenes. Is this what it was like masturbating before TV was invented?

It’s kind of crazy how ASMR has increased in popularity over the last few years. It wasn’t that long ago that nobody had even heard of it, let alone beat off to it, but nowadays, JapaneseASMR.com is getting over 340,000 visitors a day. Like it says on the tin, they’ve been giving out free Japanese ASMR audio tracks since 2018, which is a hell of a bargaining chip. While there have been more and more ASMR sites popping up lately, the genre is still young, which makes this themed collection even more remarkable. Grab those nice over-ear cans if you’ve got them; otherwise, just hold your head to the speakers and hope your boss doesn’t wonder where those giggles and moans are coming from.