PMVtube

The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though. It all became clear the moment I clicked the Play button on a thumbnail of a blonde chick in fishnets getting nailed. Instead of the usual soundtrack of moans, wet squelches and giggles, this montage was set to an EDM track with a thumping beat and aggressive synthesizers. The PMV in PMVtube.com stands for Porn Music Videos, which are exactly what they collect. The joint’s been blowing up lately, with well over half a million visitors stopping by to bob their heads while jerking their dicks. As a music fan and pornography enthusiast, I couldn’t wait to check it out for myself.