Candy AI

Candy AI Do you like Candy? It’s a seemingly innocuous question than can take on some truly unwholesome connotations depending on who’s asking it. Today, it’s your old pal ThePornDude, so you know I ain’t talking about sugar-filled confections or even the treats your local drug dealer keeps on deck. No, I typically have a different vice in mind around here, and in this case, it’s got a futuristic spin that would have only been the stuff of dreams a year ago.

That’s all pretty vague, so I’ll spell it out in clearer terms: Candy.ai offers virtual girlfriends powered by artificial intelligence. They’ve gone from zero to nearly a million visitors a month pretty much as soon as they launched, which speaks volumes about the next-generation service they’re offering. I love beautiful women, masturbating, and technological marvels combining the two, so naturally I couldn’t wait to see how well the machine brought my own fantasies to life.