XXX Files

XXX Files! Everybody’s got a different morning routine. Some hit the snooze button three times before getting into the shower; others ease into their day with a hot cup of coffee while they watch the news. Some of you fat fuckers are always in a hurry, and you end up masturbating in the drive-thru while you wait for your McMuffin. A free tube like XXXFiles is always handy to have bookmarked for exactly those situations. XXXFiles.com is a domain that must be Internet gold, though the free tube currently residing there only appeared at the end of 2019. The domain was registered decades before that, back when the X-Files was still running. I wonder how many of their 10 million monthly visitors were hoping to see Scully get boned when they typed the site’s name into the URL bar.