Vide King

Hear ye, hear ye! The royal Vide King has issued a decree: citizens shall be allowed to shake their fully engorged scepters at all the beautiful, naked Desi women in this lord’s domain. The king in question is no emperor of a country in this land, but of a realm perhaps more expansive, inclusive, and dare I say, sexier as well? Real-world Indian culture ain’t exactly known for letting it all hang out, sexually speaking, but you’re in good company under the banner of the Videking.