When I first heard about Nude Fusion, I envisioned a new restaurant where everything combined flavors of different nations, and every dish was served by a beautiful naked lady. It’s an idea I’ve had for a long time—some might call it a dream—but I’ve never had a nudie restaurant open up anywhere near me. Turns out, the website was something completely different, but it did help me undress some women while I sat down for my lunch today.