Power Slots

Power Slots popped up in my DMs this morning, even before I’d dragged myself out of bed. Maybe it was just the sleep crust built up inside my brain, still to be shaken out by coffee and sunlight, but I guess I must have read the title wrong. I clicked on the link as I adjusted my morning wood, getting ready to fap to boss ladies or maybe the kind of muscle-bound bitches who could crush my head between their thighs like an overripe watermelon. You can imagine my surprise when it turned out the site had nothing at all to do with Power Sluts. So I put the lube aside; for this review, I’d need to dig out my wallet, or at least the electronic version of it.