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1win There are three things that will always retain their value, no matter what happens. A twelve-point zero earthquake could rattle our major cities, hurricanes could tear the coasts apart, deadly plagues could spread, or the whole damn world could end. Still, these three things will be as valuable as they ever were. Debouchery Survives All Calamities

Number one is sex. The vagina is akin to an ATM that never runs out of money. It doesn’t matter how desperate for survival a man is. He could be on the brink of starvation and still trade a sandwich for a blowjob if they haven’t had one in a while. That’s how much our penis is in charge of the show. Our tiny monkey brain is fully prepared to sacrifice everything if it means our genetics have a chance of continuing our lineage onward into the future.