I checked out Paripesa this morning while waiting for a flight. I’d been hoping to do some gambling before being crammed between two strangers, which is one of the most difficult situations to be in for a compulsive masturbator like myself. Unfortunately, I got a message saying “Access to this website is prohibited in the USA.” Yeah, I ended up sulking, cranky and blue-balled for hours while traveling through the sky and over the ocean in what many would consider a goddamn miracle of modern technology.