Happy Luke

If you thought Happy Luke Malaysia was going to be an adult site following the adventures of a guy named Luke as he fucks his way across Kuala Lumpur, well, I’d say you’ve got a feel for what I typically talk about here at ThePornDude. You’d be wrong, though, because this joint actually caters to a different vice entirely. Horny perverts may find themselves blue balled by the lack of dirty movies as they crank their flesh levers repeatedly, but gamblers looking to crank virtual slot levers will find themselves in a suitable venue. There’s a time and place for everything, at least according to the manager who caught me jacking off at McDonald’s again.