London TS

Someone sent me a London TS link this morning, and I spent a good hour reading it wrong before I finally got around to clicking it. I really thought the name was some kind of play on words, combining London with Don’t, hinting at some vague naughtiness inside—things the nice girls Don’t do in London, perhaps. That’s arguably not too far from what I found when I did check it out, depending on how you or grandmother feel about banging shemale hookers. The actual title is a lot simpler than my bong-hitting brain made it out to be, though. The title makes more sense with the capitalization in place, something that didn’t come through in the morning email: LondonTS.com is a directory of TS escorts in the UK. Despite the name, the big-dicked babes you’ll find within ain’t strictly limited to The Big Smoke, though you’ll naturally find a ton of them in the city. The site’s been around for years and gets close to half a million visits a month, which is a good sign for a platform that basically requires high traffic to be of much use. With any luck, you’ll have a pretty girl swinging her dong in your face in no time.