Anybody up for a Thot Chat today? No, I’m not talking about sending out DMs to all your Tinder matches, though you’re welcome to try your meager luck there if you’re into striking out. The thots we’ll be hitting up today are much more eager to talk dirty with a guy like you than the local chicks, and not because we’ll be meeting a bunch of uggos today. In fact, I bet a hundred bucks right now you don’t have babes like this even if you live in a big-ass, hopping city.