I could gawk at Baddies 24-7, which is pretty much why I spent all morning shaking my dick at Baddies247. Prior to today, I kind of assumed everybody had the same enthusiastic appreciation for bad bitches as I do, but I guess a couple of the other Starbucks customers complained about what I was watching while I drank my $8 coffee. Whatever, though, because I was able to bust a nut before I finally got the boot. The only problem was then I had to take an Uber home with a sticky mess in my pants. You win some, you lose some, I guess.