VR Conk! I don’t know about you, but I can’t seem to watch a movie without thinking about sticking my dick inside a girl’s face, twat, and butthole. I tried to watch Joker recently and got chased out of the theater because I started touching myself every time that hot Black chick was on the screen. I’ve already had a couple of strikes, so I really can’t get arrested again. Thankfully, I just found a new site called VRconk that aims to drop movie fans into pornographic versions of their favorite wholesome flicks, as well as some titillating originals.
I watched a TmwVRnet movie this morning, the first-person action delivered directly to my eyeballs via my Oculus Quest 2. The virtual reality sex was so realistic that I found myself aggressively humping the air, as if I could really touch that beautiful Euro chick in front of me in her virtual bedroom. The load I blew was satisfying as all hell, but once I took the headgear off, I realized everybody else on the bus was staring at me. Oops!
18 VR sounds like a virtual reality hangout for those just reaching the age of legal adulthood, and honestly, the Adults-Only warning out front kind of backs that up. The naked girl in the background of the warning screen looks like she’s just old enough to buy cigarettes, and so do the young sluts you’ll see as soon as you click through to the tour page. Maybe I should spell out the rules of the game for those who rode the short bus: you’ve got to be 18 to perform, but even the oldest perverts can watch.
What’s for sale at Swallow Bay? I’ll give a couple of guesses, with some clues to help you along. For one thing, this doesn’t have a goddamn thing to do with those barn-dwelling little birds that symbolize love, care, and affection, though you’ll definitely see some deep intimacy inside. Oh, and despite the clever name riffing on eBay, this one isn’t an auction site, so you don’t have to worry about being the highest bidder. Everybody pays the same price around here.
Virtual Real Japan! If there was ever a great time to be alive, it’s 2024, right? It’s never been easier to catch a devastating respiratory virus, get laid off or stung by a murder hornet than it is right now. On the other hand, all this alone-time through social distancing gives us plenty of opportunity to appreciate the high-tech marvels of the modern age. VirtualRealJapan, for example, will let you experience 18+ Asian schoolgirl sex, lesbian encounters and kinky cosplay anal bangs from the comfort of your virtual-reality sex helmet at home. VirtualRealJapan.com kicked off in 2017, right as the current generation of VR units started making their way into pervert homes around the world. Their virtual JAV (Japanese Adult Video) movies work with any modern device like GearVR, Windows Mixed Reality, and any of the Oculus units. Those of you still fucking with phone VR can still use your Google Cardboard or Daydream, too. I probably don’t have to tell you this, but the site’s a hit among weeaboos and anybody with yellow fever, pulling in at least a thousand visitors a day.
Let’s roleplay at VR Cosplay X! In the past few years, virtual reality technology has seen a pretty big boom in sales and prominence, and it’s largely due to the porn industry. Virtual reality is one of those things that has always seemed just over the horizon, just a few years away from being mastered and mass-produced at affordable prices, with an unbelievable amount of lifelike immersion. This seems to have been promised to us since the early 1980s in the form of sci-fi movies and a few landmarks of technological breakthroughs. Virtual reality, however, even in 2018, still has not quite hit the mark the way we all thought it would for video games and entertainment, save for what VR has done to the porn viewing experience.
VR Hush! We live in an age of technological revolution. Everyday, somebody invents a new device or string of code that changes the world and advances mankind by leaps and bounds. Humanity is currently in a new form of evolution, one that will merge man and machine, making us smarter and more connected and capable than ever before. And at the forefront of this incredible technological revolution and transcendence of humankind is … pornography. VR pornography, to be exact. Okay, maybe VR porn isn’t exactly at the forefront of the singularity or anything. I’m willing to admit that I might have oversold it a little bit. It may even be a stretch to say that it’s the pinnacle of technology merging with adult entertainment. There are AI developers and engineers in China, for instance, who have developed working sex robots. It’s only a matter of time before those cybernetic sluts make it to the mass market. Honestly, virtual reality porn’s days might be numbered.
Wet VR! There is a lot of wetness in porn scenes. There’s just something sexy about that glistening moisture, and maybe it has something to do with the fact that humans are mostly made of water. Yeah, we’re just a bunch of water balloons, running around and fucking each other in every orifice imaginable. Of course, I think it’s a more specific kind of wetness they’re talking about over at WetVR. WetVR.com is a really new virtual reality porn site. It’s a wild new frontier of 3D smut, with a lot of new players entering the game. These guys do have some pedigree, though, as evidenced by the little blurb at the top of the landing page. While their VR shit might be new, these perverts have already brought you Passion-HD, Tiny4K, Lubed, Holed and many other premium porno sites. Let’s see how well they do this next-generation immersive porno.
MilfVR Pornography has always been a way to live vicariously through studs who fuck hotter broads than you’ve ever been able to pull in real life. Virtual reality takes those vicarious thrills to the next level, putting you right in the shoes and nutsacks of the porn cocks slamming away at those broads. At MilfVR, viewers can experience VR sex with the hottest cougar pornstars in the business. MilfVR.com is only a few years old, but that’s still older than most premium websites in the still-young VR sex industry. They claim to be the world’s biggest VR MILF site, which may well be true. I’m a sucker for older broads, so I’ve been loading up the sex helmet with videos, getting ready for a tour.
The VirtualPorn.com domain was registered way back in 1996, which isn’t a surprise to anybody who remembers the gold rush to buy up all the potentially valuable porn domains. The thing is, VR porn was not a reality in 1996. Hell, online porn, in general, was kind of a shit show back in the nineties, and much of what we expect these days in premium porn wasn’t established until the reality porn of the early 2000s. So who could have predicted the rise of genuinely immersive 3D porn a quarter-century later?