Rule 34 Video! Of all the unimpeachable truths of the Internet, perhaps the most profound is Rule 34: no matter what it is, there’s porn of it. Rule34Video.com is a warehouse of documentation that attempts to prove exactly that. I know your mom told you she’d cut off your wifi if she caught you looking at more of that kinky shit, but sometimes mom just doesn’t understand a man’s attraction to Mortal Kombat bitches, Minecraft whores, and futanari sluts who fuck horses.
Hentai Haven! Do you ever wish that you lived in a Hentai Haven? Be careful what you wish for. It is a freaky animated world full of horny tentacled creatures and busty demons that turn into peanut butter after you finish fucking them. It’s all fair game in this haven; do you dare visit? Well, if you want to cream your pants to unique hentai content, I say take that fucking dare! And if you think that you can handle sexy as fuck hentai content that will drain your balls, you have come to the right place. So go ahead and check out the site, see what you can find, and get off to a porn series that will make you wish that demon girls and fat tentacled penis monsters are real!
Hanime.tv Ready to stream some hentai at H Anime? First of all, I want to be upfront with you guys—I never really understood the allure of anime or hentai. I don’t know if it’s just too culturally disparate from my own experiences for me to get into, or if it stems from the fact that I don’t generally get turned on by cartoon chicks. Either way, it’s just really not my thing. That being said, there are millions of people all around the world who swear by it (both anime and/or hentai). In fact, hentai is even more popular in the United States than it is in Japan. It has become one of the most popular genres of porn in the world, and it seems to only be growing in popularity. People seem to love fantasizing about the impossible. Not that all hentai and anime porn features impossible situations, like tiny chicks getting fucked by giant tentacles in every orifice, but a great deal of it does take advantage of that unique feature of the medium.
The first time I opened FikFap, I was greeted by a big, fat ass, cheeks spread wide while the girl strokes her own crack and pokes at her glistening purple butthole. I was really expecting some boring viral shit like Tiktok—you know, like stupid dances, vandalism/injury challenges, and retards lip-synching last week’s famous internet videos. But, on the contrary, this was at least something I could crank off to, and well, you know how much I love that kind of stuff around here.
The very concept of Rule34.dev is arguably one of the driving forces of the internet. At the very least, it’s a guiding principle that I see played out almost every day here at ThePornDude as I make my scholarly, masturbatory rounds around the web. As immortalized in a webcomic back in 2003 and reiterated on sources as respectable as Wikipedia, Rule 34 states “There is porn of it. No exceptions.” Sounds like good news for all us horny motherfuckers, huh?
Are you an Ink Bunny, or is that just something you think about when you’ve got the ol’ Johnson lubed up on your lunch break? Some folks might call it weird to masturbate to images of rabbit girls, reptile bitches, and your little ponies. That is why it’s always nice to find a community of like-minded perverts who aren’t going to look at you sideways for wanting to see Twilight Sparkle’s puckered butthole. Hey, it isn’t my usual breakfast fap material, but with enough weed and viagra, I can beat off to damn near anything! Let’s do this!
Deviant Art is arguably one of the most popular hentai sites on the planet, though they don’t actually market themselves as such. The online art community has been around for decades now, and has always been welcoming to all kinds of artists, from photographers and videographers to the fursuit-wearing deviates drawing up all that X-rated anime you’ve been shaking your dick at. It’s only natural that an art-based social network with “Deviant” in the title would pick up a whole lot of beautifully deviant deviates along the way, along with all the twisted hentai they could come up with.
Fap For Fun! I’ve seen some of you neckbeards lurking in the back of an FYE where they have all of those DVDs covered up by 18+ cards. That’s just pathetic. And you know that cashier is judging your fat ass when you bring up that degenerate fuck fest that you have clutched to your chest with shaking hands. You guys already have it bad enough. Why make it so much worse on yourself? Have some fucking dignity and fap to hentai bitches without leaving your mom’s basement. If you’re going to be that guy who pays for their porn, at least buy a quality subscription where you get hundreds of videos to jerk your dick to instead of just one measly video.
At first glance, you might think that WHentai is just like any other hentai-image website out there, but there is a lot you probably do not know. Do not worry, because I am an expert when it comes to hentai and manga, and I will explain all the necessary shit you need to know when it comes to this place. Now the first thing I will mention is that whentai.com has created a game called Fap Titans, so check it out if you want, I could not have been bothered. The reason why I mentioned this first, before anything else, is simply because once you visit their homepage, that flashy annoying fucking Ad will play on the side in a loop, and believe me, it will bother the shit out of you.
So, what is it about the hentai on this website that makes it “hentai from hell” exactly? I don’t see any hellish ghosts on the page haunting it and terrorizing the cute babes that can be seen here. In fact, I do see a few, but those aren’t anomalous, the animators put them in the purposely. All kinds of demons are found in here, damn. Some are tall, some are short, but they all have massive dicks that are just too much to take for these typically submissive (18+)girls.
I mean, The Porn Dude kinda fits into that crowd as well, but I’m just curious if there are some dudes out there who actually instinctively want to be nice to their gals.