As an American, The Porny just sounds funny as hell for a porn site name. Before I pulled it up to see what the joint was all about, I pictured some doofus doing his best to nail a small horse from behind while it bucks around, ultimately kicking him across the stable into a bale of hay. Internet dwellers who have had the misfortune of seeing the infamous Mr. Hands video know all too well how badly things can go when someone tangles with a horse cock, but fortunately, there’s nothing like that on this next website.
XChina If the very thought of Chinese pussy makes you want to take out your cock and start rubbing one out right where you sit, then fuck me sideways do I have the perfect porn site for you! You know, don’t actually fuck me sideways. Don’t put your cock anywhere near me! But what I do want you to go near – specifically if you love Chinese beauties – is XChina. Here, you will find a fuck load of videos that are sure to make you cum in your pants – right before you whip that little cock of yours out! See what all that you have been missing by taking a visit to XChina promptly, and get off to all kinds of amazing Asian content that XChina has available for you, and with you in mind!
Starting with the title, Evil Erotic leans into the idea that pornography should be naughty, immoral, and downright sinful. They’ve even slapped some devil ears and a pointy tail on the logo, though I bet your grandma’s church group would be more upset with the imagery than the branding. As a matter of fact, I’m not sure any of these women are actually married to the dudes boning them raw dog in every hole. Somebody better call a priest, or at least grab a tissue and some lotion. I’ve got to exorcise a blue demon that’s currently possessing my balls.
I ran the word “Tenshigao” through Google’s translation services after the link slid into my DMs this morning. According to the big computer brain, the title of this next website means “Angel Face”, though I couldn’t tell you if that’s a literal translation or just the closest they could get. The women plastered all over the front page certainly have lovely mugs, but that ain’t the only thing angelic about them. Hell, those beautiful Asian bodies are about as heavenly as they come!
AV Jiali has a blurb at the top of their front page that talks about the rise in demand for Chinese porno, and what sets it apart from other Asian pornographic formats. They’re definitely on to something, as you probably already know if you suffer from an affliction known colloquially as yellow fever. Most of the Asian porn sites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude seem to focus on JAV, or Japanese Adult Video. I love the stuff as much as the next weeaboo, but I still get excited when I find Asian porn sites that break from the usual mold.
Jav Hub! What is it about JAV (Japanese Adult Video) that makes it so prized among porn fans in the West? Some would argue it’s the cleanliness of the scenes, the spotlessly white sets, and bright lighting; others might argue it’s the dirtiness, those bukkake scenes, and kinky fetishes. It might have to do with the submissive nature of Japanese babes or the way they squeal. Viewers of JAVhub may concede the appeal lies somewhere in the middle, or somewhere else entirely.
Whatever brings them there, JAVhub gets around 300,000 visits every month. Call it yellow fever if you want, but it’s an affliction that clearly affects a lot of weeaboos, perverts, and general masturbators around the world. Today, as is often the case, I am one of them.
Pornstar Harem wasn’t always known for its Alluring Asians, though longtime fans of the game no doubt have amassed their own gaggles of sexy girlies in whatever shapes, sizes and colors they prefer when they’re shaking their dicks at their screens. The original Hentai Heroes brand has expanded over the years, and there’s a good chance you’ve played spinoff games like Comix Harem, PornstarHarem or Trans Pornstar Harem, which roll new sets of characters and scenarios into that winning adult video game format. Given the title of today’s entry into the same sexy universe, I bet you can guess what kind of babes we’ll be collecting as we go.
This next site is called AV night, but if you want my opinion, you can enjoy this shit at any time of the day. I just woke up and haven’t even snorted my morning Viagra, but my morning wood is going strong and I’m ready to get a nice fap in before breakfast. What’s on the menu? A whole fucking lot of Japanese Adult Video! AVnight.me has been registered since 2017, which ain’t exactly a long time in Internet years. Still, it’s enough time to build up one hell of a collection of hot Asian girls getting their holes pounded in every configuration imaginable. According to the login blurb, they’ve got over 30,000 premium Asian movies to jack off to. I consider myself a prolific masturbator, but even I’m not sure I have enough supply in my lube room to get through the whole stash. Well, it’s worth a shot.
“Model Media Asia is here to embrace new cultures,” reads the text on the front page of the titular ModelMediaAsia, but what exactly do they mean by that? “We would like to explore the porn vibe in every moment of life then take you on a journey to experience erotic fantasies with endless possibilities.” Honestly, it’s the same kind of generic ad copy I expect from any third-tier free tube or half-ass paysite, which is why I think porn sites should typically let the pictures do the talking. The images all over the front page sell the place a whole lot better than all the yammering!
Cospuri has one of the more mysterious names I’ve seen in the world of online pornography lately. At a glance, the letters conjured images of punctured Capri Sun packets before it brought the thought of sex to my mind. But, of course, I wouldn’t have even started typing up this review if they didn’t have something to offer the horny internet-surfing masturbator. I am ThePornDude, after all, not some gatekeeper of sugar water fruit drinks. Then again, some might argue there’s something sugary sweet about this joint. It isn’t your typical paysite, that’s for sure. This one’s a lot cuter.