It ain’t too uncommon for a Queer Crush to develop among close female friends, though I’ll be honest, I can’t really speak from experience. No, my thoughts on the matter come largely from the media I consume. I won’t get into the whole debate about pornography setting unrealistic expectations, but as we’ll see in a second here, this next website ain’t dabbling in the usual scripted hookups between strangers. These crushes are as real as they are queer, which is one of the reasons I’m so excited to be here today.
AfricanLesbians! What’s black on black on black and pink inside? A couple of African Lesbians scissoring while one of them gets her face ridden by another sexy ebony chick. I came up with that joke and thought it was pretty fucking funny, but it got me escorted off stage when I tried to tell it at my local coffeeshop’s open mic comedy night. I’m not sure if it’s because they have no sense of humor or because I accidentally started touching myself on stage. I just get all horny, even thinking about that sort of thing, which is why I stocked up on lube before checking out this next site.
Addicted 2 Girls! A lot of people have accused me of being Addicted 2 Girls, but I’ve always considered myself more of a porn junkie. Some would argue they’re one in the same, and I guess that may well be true; the dirty movies I jack off to all day would be nothing without a steady stream of beautiful girls showing up to get their pussies licked clean on camera. Still, others might accuse me of being self-obsessed, committed to nothing more than my own pleasure as I stroke myself to completion. Again, the act wouldn’t be half as fun without the girls to look at.
Who put the MF in MFVideoXXX? Just going off the letters, I initially guessed it was some kind of Mother Fucker, which ain’t necessarily a bad thing in this business. Turns out I was wrong, and this ain’t the family-roleplay collection I was expecting. Nah, that MF stands for Marco Fiorito, who started the company all the way back in 1991.
A Girl Knows Have you ever been watching a really average porno through Necessity and seen some random dude with his tongue flicking a woman’s click in a truly half-assed fashion while she gives fake moans across the room despite such a dull oral sex session that will never have the chance to hit orgasm? Nobody should have to suffer such low-grade porn, which is one reason why I do what I do!
“She Seduced Me” certainly sounds like a reasonable excuse because really, who could say no to a hot girl with a nice rack, a well-shaped ass, and a pussy that’s open for business? It’s a simple phrase that could be the catch-all gimmick for a premium site that has all kinds of babe-based depravity going on. What do you know? That’s precisely what they’ve done at SheSeducedMe.com, which bills itself as “Lesbian Tales of Seduction and Reluctance in 4k crystal clear ultra-high definition”.
The first time I heard about Girls Out West, I kind of assumed it was going to be yet another porn site devoted to the horny, photogenic babes of Los Angeles County. One of the most beloved schizophrenic songwriters of the 20th century famously said he wished they all could be California girls, but maybe Brian Wilson just hadn’t seen how freaky and how sexy they grow ‘em if you just keep heading west, across the ocean and a bit to the south.
I knew as soon as GirlGirlXXX slid into my DMs that I was in for a good time. The joint’s got one of those titles that tells you pretty much exactly what you’re going to get, and I’ve never really made it a secret that I love gorgeous, horny lesbians. You can read the name like a simple but effective formula for a killer fuck flick: add a girl to a girl with some XXX activities and the perverts will be lining up down the block and around the internet.
Lesbian X! Less-be-honest, lesbian sex is great and not just when it (rarely) goes on in the sawdust-scented apartments of the Castro district. Isn’t it fap-tastic when we get to see all of that glorious boob bouncing, jug jigglin’, labia lickin’ action on the net for all to see?
Sensual Love As much as we all love to watch a man with a cock thicker than a giant burrito stretch out a lucky slut’s holes beyond all recognition, sometimes it can feel like a horse stamping on ants when it comes to making her achieve the orgasm she deserves. It’s a harsh reality that, despite some guys having a beer can cock, they struggle to make a chick cum as hard as another woman can. After all, it takes a woman’s touch to unlock the various nooks and crannies of a pussy and know which buttons to push to make a woman’s crotch erupt.