Wiki Feet! Ask a dude what his favorite female body part is and you’ll get a handful of expected answers. Guys really like boobies, they like booties, and they’re also usually pretty fond of cooters and hoo-has. Of course, if the room is big enough, you’ll get some other answers thrown in there as well. First and foremost amongst the body part fetishists are the foot fans.
Drunken Stepfather is a blog site featuring hundreds of posts and ‘step links’ for naked celebrities and all kinds of funny videos. It’s all about celebs and babes, and almost every post has some nipples, butts or just sexy underwear of girls you know (or may not know). You will find SFW cam girl clips, nip slips, pussy slips, celebs caught in compromising situations and much more. If you are the kind of sick individual that likes peeping under girls’ skirts, wardrobe malfunctions featuring celebs, unintentional displays of pussy and that kind of stuff, welcome home motherfucker.
Sometimes you need a Hero Ero to help you find some good shit to jerk off to. Arguably, your dirty old friend ThePornDude is usually that pantless champion you need, pointing you toward your ideal fap material, whether it’s lesbian threesomes, hentai or some wild fetish porn for the real freaks. Today, though, I’m going to talk about another hero making his lifesaving rounds on the Internet smut scene. Thanks to this magnanimous fucker, I think I avoided another indecent exposure arrest at the local cineplex
Fappening Book! I was watching some Jennifer Lawrence movie on Netflix the other day and had a sudden urge to jack off. This kind of thing happens to me from time to time, really whenever I try to watch a movie with a hot chick in it. There were a lot of shocked gasps when I spat on my hand and whipped my junk out, and I realized the family Christmas gathering might not be the best place for a quick celebrity wank. I slunk off to grandma’s bathroom and pulled up FappeningBook on my phone while I finished the job.
Fappenist Sometimes, “real” porn can get a tad bit too boring, and so, we need a break. What should we move on to? Stuff made by these huge studios just won’t cut it for most of us…so what should we turn to? Well, most people would say that we need to check out some top tier amateur porn, which isn’t a bad suggestion indeed. Matter of fact, it’s the best possible suggestion you could get. You’d know that your pleasure should always come first, and so, you should know that you should only get the best possible amateur porn for yourself, right?
Are you a fan of celebrity nudes, because if you are there is a great site you are bound to love, and it is called thefappening.wiki. I mean, when you see the ‘wiki’ in the name, you can already expect the city to be a bit more informative than action-driven, and that somewhat applies here. While they do have loads and loads of content, there are no actual videos, just images.
Celeb Masta! It takes all kinds to make a porn-loving world. There are those of us who are at our happiest when our eyes are glued to a hardcore German gangbang that sees free-use pussies filled with cum while 90s techno plays in the background. Some of us like the simple pleasures of a well-written porn flick of a taboo 19-year-old seducing her stepdad with high production value.
Motherless Celebrities I’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one.
Nudography Like keeping up with celebrities and their curvaceous glory without having to sort through a bunch of gossipy shit? Then celebrate and thank me for linking you to Nudography.com. (Technically, I suppose you should also thank the site’s webmaster, but if you’re reading this, how else would you know about it if it weren’t for me.) Anyway, this compilation is one of the best resources for those who like keeping tabs with the photos, public nipple slips, and nudie scenes of your favorite celebs.
Ancensored I am a compulsive masturbator. After I rub it raw reviewing porn sites all day, I try to cool off with some regular primetime TV or blockbuster movies. I always end up spanking it to the famous broads on the screen, whether they flash their shaved twats or not. They usually don’t, ever, but when I see a chick like Brie Larson on the screen I hold out hope. The fuckers at Ancensored.com ain’t sitting on their thumbs waiting for it.