4Chan Adult GIF 4chan shits out enough GIFs, memes and general bullshit that it has fairly earned its reputation as the butthole of the internet. While the imageboard’s popularity has dropped significantly over the years, there’s still a fair amount of content spilling off of the platform and making a big, stinky mess all over your social media feeds. Even if you’ve never visited the ‘chan yourself, you’ve almost definitely seen images that some antisocial virgin neckbeard workshopped on one of the site’s boards.
ImageFap Gifs I’m gonna go ahead and preface this review by saying that I have never been a huge fan of gifs. Nor have I ever been a huge fan of the popular site, imagefap.com. I just thought it would only be fair for me to identify my biases before I proceed. Let me address my disinterest in gifs first. I just do not understand why you would ever need a porn gif. Especially since it is a fact that if there is a gif of something, then there is a video of it from which the gif was taken. So, why would you deny me the actual video and just show me a 5-second clip from it instead?
There is only one reason anyone would visit Hard GIF, and this porn site knows it too well. They understand why you are here, what you are doing, and they don’t want to waste your fucking time. And that’s why whenever you land on Hard GIF’s homepage, you will immediately know where to go and what to do. Hard GIF does not try to do anything out of the ordinary. Simplicity is key when it comes to these kinds of imageboards, and this site understands that. And that’s the reason they show you the best and hottest porn right there on the front page. Hey, that sounds a lot like ThePornDude!
Gif Sauce? I bet it’s your cock’s favorite sauce! I’m not even gonna lie, gifs are usually far from my preferred medium of porn. I just never really got the appeal of watching a looped clip of 5-20 seconds of a porn scene when I could just watch the whole scene itself. I guess it could be a decent way to cut through all the shit you don’t care about (I’ve never been a huge fan of the often too long, drawn-out blowjobs, for example … just give me like a minute, two minutes tops of oral in porn and I’m content).
Gif HQ is a poorly named site of epic proportions that’s here to streamline fapping like no other site has ever done before. But before I dig into how you’re supposed to fap on GifHQ, I have to first talk about Reddit. Why? Well, it’s supposed to be a bit of a mystery here, but GifHQ is nothing more than a website that aggregates porn from all the best sex-related subreddits and puts them in one giant list for you to enjoy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: There’s no need for that. Reddit is excellent for faps as it is. I see what you mean, but I beg to differ. Remember last year when Reddit image gallery preview sites started cropping up left and right? Yeah, they were taking the world by storm. These sites would show you tons of images of naked babes from all over Reddit all in one place. You could also use them for browsing singular subreddits if that was your thing.
NSFW Monster sounds like the name of an off-brand energy drink that might make you flip out, get tazed, and then arrested in the lingerie section of Wal-Mart. I certainly wouldn’t know anything about that because I was too busy jerking off to the website that took the name instead. It seems like a much safer blend of stimulating ingredients: rather than getting another strike for public indecency; I just ruined yet another keyboard with a thick coat of semen. That, my friends, is progress.
PornHub Gifs There are many ways of consuming smut, and everyone seems to agree that porn videos and XXX pictures are awesome. Still, others prefer to jack it to porn in GIF format (Animated Sex Pictures). Basically, Gifs are like short videos, just that they don’t have a sound. I could sit here all day and educate you on how Gifs are made, but I’m not in the fucking mood. And I would rather point you to a site that has some of the hottest XXX Gifs on the internet
Sex.com Gifs Porn videos are too long, and pictures are fucking boring. I don’t want to sit through the dumb ass “plot” of these 40 minutes porn vids or look at still images like I’m breaking out a secret playboy from the pre-internet days. I want the best moments from these videos without having to sift through all of the boring scenes and shit. I’m talking about gifs. Those sweet, sweet clips that capture the best moments in porn. The cumshot, first insertion, squirt, o-face, and all the other best parts. Looking at gifs lets you see all the good shit that you want to. And I have a great site for these gems.
Red GIFs! In the caveman days, dudes had to crank it to cave drawings of boobs. Things got a lot better with the advent of photography, which is why your grandpa still has a collection of old Playboys and Hustlers under his bed. Porno has continued to evolve, and still pictures have given way to crisp 4k Ultra-HD smut. There’s also a middle ground occupied by the kind of fap fodder you’ll find at RedGIFs.
Hentai Clap! There’s a lot of questionable shit floating around on the internet, but this—this takes the goddamn cake. I mean, I understand that humanity has been on a steady decline for a while, but Ben 10 hentai? Who in their right (or very, very wrong) mind wakes up one day and decides, “Yeah, that shape-shifting kid from Cartoon Network needs to be involved in a full-blown hentai storyline”? Like, who exactly is the target audience for this? I’m genuinely curious. Did someone just sit in front of their laptop, rewatch an old episode of Ben 10, and think, “You know what’s missing from this? A gangbang”? Because if that’s the case, I hope their internet history is monitored by the government.