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Somebody sent me a Vave link this morning and asked if I’d take a look, and I assumed I was in for another afternoon of whacking off to pretty (18+)girls and orgy movies. Imagine my surprise when the site turned out to be dedicated to another vice entirely. The joint wasn’t much use in helping me fill up an old gym sock with millions of my unborn children, but it did light up my brain with a nice cycle of risk and reward. Do you see what I’m hinting at yet?

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