Someone sent me a London TS link this morning, and I spent a good hour reading it wrong before I finally got around to clicking it. I really thought the name was some kind of play on words, combining London with Don’t, hinting at some vague naughtiness inside—things the nice girls Don’t do in London, perhaps. That’s arguably not too far from what I found when I did check it out, depending on how you or grandmother feel about banging shemale hookers. The actual title is a lot simpler than my bong-hitting brain made it out to be, though. The title makes more sense with the capitalization in place, something that didn’t come through in the morning email: LondonTS.com is a directory of TS escorts in the UK. Despite the name, the big-dicked babes you’ll find within ain’t strictly limited to The Big Smoke, though you’ll naturally find a ton of them in the city. The site’s been around for years and gets close to half a million visits a month, which is a good sign for a platform that basically requires high traffic to be of much use. With any luck, you’ll have a pretty girl swinging her dong in your face in no time.
uEscort British escorts? Anybody could tell you that I love pussy. My whole life revolves around staring at pictures of it and reviewing the experience. Sometimes I’ve got to feel it, though. Escorts are the easiest and arguably cheapest way to get my dick wet, and the Internet has simplified even that process. Sites like uEscort.com offer up listings by location. I think the the “U” in uEscort stands for UK, because that’s where all their listings are. Johns in the rest of the world will have to look elsewhere. The site’s only a few years old and gets more than a quarter of a million hits a month, which tells me people are using it. The counter at the top says they’re currently listing 1,054 adultwork escorts
Angels Of London Some of you old-timers remember when banging a hooker meant trolling the seedy side of town, trying not to get shanked by a bum while getting a toothless beej from a crackwhore. The Internet has sure changed things, huh? These days, it’s safer and easier to find a girl to give you a handy for money. The girls at Angels of London are more than a few steps up from the local lot lizards, too. AngelsOfLondon.com operates under the motto, “Maximum Pleasure Very Discreet”. It doesn’t take a fucking genius to guess what they’re offering, especially with all the hot sluts lining up and down the front page. These guys are dedicated to helping you find the escort of your dreams in London. I know your balls are pretty backed up from all that social distancing, so maybe it’s time to look into getting them serviced by a beautiful lady of the night.
What can we find on Adult Work besides UK escorts? Well, this is just in: it is possible to do other things besides just masturbate all day long on the internet. Like what, you ask? Well, you don’t have to always watch porn every time you’re horny, you know. Sometimes you could try to make your own! Or maybe you could browse escorts in your area, see if you can’t land yourself some real-life pussy. I’m sure your hand would appreciate the break anyway. Or you could get real old-school with it and look up some phone sex numbers. Nothing like cumming to the sound of an anonymous stranger’s heavy breathing on a phone line, right? … Right … Don’t worry, I’m sure she’s exactly as hot as she sounds…
PERB Pacific/Praries Escort Review Board! Because there are quite a lot of sites on the internet, it is quite impossible for me to review them all, and when it comes to escort and massage sites, perb.cc is supposed to cover all of that for me…or at least that’s what’s supposed to happen. The idea of the site Like I already hinted, this site is supposed to be a place that contains various reviews of different sites related to escort services as well as massages. The site is in the form of a forum on which you can register for free, and you too can become a part of the community and submit a review for a site that which has already been submitted to the “database”, or you can submit an “undiscovered” site as well.
TERB Forums aka Toronto & Ontario Escort Review Baord! Hmm, how to get your dick sucked in Canada? So, your work sends you off to Canada, in the middle of winter, and you’re sitting there in your hotel room with nothing better to do than sample the local maple syrup and catch the hockey game that you could give a fuck about. You sit there bored, trying to take your mind off the pressures of the client meeting for you early next morning. You need to relax…but how? What is there to do? That’s when the inspiration comes to you. Backpage.com, of course! But then the awful memory comes to you… of course… that directory of escort and other shady services, the one place that can save you from a night time of lameness in the middle of this bastard shitstain stepchild of America, was shut down by the goddamn government earlier this year.
Shemale Canada has been around since 2002, which might help explain the outdated terminology in the title. Yeah, I know porno has held onto “shemale” longer than the rest of the world, but at least the word is tossed around with love. I’m guessing your visit today isn’t motivated by hate or discrimination, but by a genuine lust for chicks with dicks as big as your own—or even bigger! With its ripe old age and around half a million visitors every month, ShemaleCanada.com may just be the best directory of Canadian trans escort ads on the internet. Honestly, those numbers would be alright on a globe-spanning, all-inclusive escort directory, but the fact that they’re pulling this much traffic with such a tight focus on their niche says a lot. According to the blurb at the bottom, the site “specifically caters to transsexuals, shemales, transvestites, crossdresers, ladyboys and their admirers who are candidly looking for sex and fun or love and romance.” That includes you, right?
Has your Asian Fever been acting up lately? For most sufferers of this condition, I’d recommend a peek at my big list of Asian Porn Sites here at ThePornDude. Those of you in Vancouver or Calgary, though, have some other, more intimate options. Sure, a good dirty movie is fantastic when you’re in a certain mood, but you don’t have to settle for just shaking your dick at your laptop tonight. It’ll cost you a few bucks more than your typical free tube experience, but hey, you get what you pay for. AsianFever.ch is a Canadian escort service that can help you find some Asian action tonight. I’ve written about the site before, but seeing as they just expanded into Calgary, I figured today was a good day for another look to check out the various ways they’ve evolved since my last visit. The website gets a good quarter of a million visits every month, which speaks volumes about the popularity of what they’re offering. I usually don’t see those kind of numbers outside of the global, everyone-invited escort platforms, which only made me more excited to see who’s doing what and for how much. Read on and I’ll tell you all about it.
Sweet, sweet Canadian pussy at Leo List! There is nothing quite like it. No matter how much porn you watch, how many asses you fuck, how many times you get blown, nothing will ever compare. I don’t need to tell you this, though, you filthy porn addict. I’m sure you are well aware of this fact, seeing as the last time you got laid was the summer of ‘92. Well, my friend, you are in luck. You may just be able to end your dry spell once and for all. If you can afford it, that is. We live in a golden age of information, where not only can we access any kind of porn we want in excess at any time of day without even leaving our beds but ordering a sex worker has also never been easier. Before the internet blew up and became what it is today, the primary way people spend their time, it was hard work to find a lady of the night. If you didn’t know a guy who had a connect, you used to have to go out, usually to dangerous neighborhoods, and solicit scantily clad girls on street corners from your car.
Massage Republic! Hey, pervert. Tired of beating your meat to the mountains of porno sites I review here? Me neither, honestly, but today I’m going to do a little something special for you. Instead of spending the evening watching video sluts, let’s see if we can get you laid on MassageRepublic.com. This site has been around for the better part of a decade, somehow staying safe from the powers that fucked up sites like craigslist and BackPage for hooker-bangers everywhere. There’s a fine line that must be walked, and my initial thought was that Massage Republic played it too safe to really be useful. Well, they’re getting 3 million hits a month, so either I’m wrong or that’s like 6 million blue balls.