Based on the name, Ero Bits sounds a little like it’d be a secret alphabet that’s only used to describe the filthiest of sex acts. That ain’t quite accurate, because the site is something else entirely, though it’s on the right track. This ain’t your typical vanilla tube full of blowjobs or the usual paysite stocked with horny lesbians galore. Nah, these guys are peddling the kind of smut that you don’t even tell your buddies about when you’re discussing your Tinder conquests. Well, not unless you already know your friends are as depraved as you are.
I hate to say it, but Futa Sentai Squad has somewhat of a redundant title. It reminds me of when people say ATM machine, even though the M already stands for Machine. It’s especially ironic here, because the site’s target demographic is exactly the kind of weeaboos and otaku neckbeards who’d start a bloodthirsty internet argument over trivial anime distinctions. “Well, actually,” they’d begin, adjusting their fedoras, and then tell you how sentai and squad mean the same thing.
Futa3DX has the kind of name where you either know exactly what you’re going to get, or you’re just absolutely confused by this seemingly nonsensical combination of letters and numbers. I think it really boils down to whether or not you’ve ever fallen down the hentai rabbit hole of the internet, since pretty girls with dicks usually go by a variety of different names outside of the niche. If you know what a futanari is, I guess we’re in the same exclusive club. Greetings, fellow pervert!
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When I first heard of Agent Red Girl, I wondered if she was the main character of a new video game or a TV show about a teenage private detective on her period. Of course, my fans ain’t hitting up their old pal ThePornDude for my opinion on SFW media, so I knew right away this Agent was going to be offering something filthy. Little did I know that filthy something was the big-ass dong she was packing between her legs, a surprise you’re either going to love or hate, depending on you feel about futanaris.
FapHouse 3D. 3D Cartoons on FapHouse ain’t quite what I remember from Saturday mornings, but they do seem to go better with my morning bowl of Cap’n Crunch and Viagra. Chalk that up to my changing tastes or maybe the quality of the material here. Porn cartoons as a whole have come a long fucking way since the early days of the internet, when you were often stuck beating off to sloppy anime photoshops and homegrown Simpsons stuff. It really shouldn’t come as any surprise that a modern pornography emporium like Fap House has a shitload of the good stuff.
Adult Time Animation is not your typical Saturday morning cartoons, at least according to the motto. That’s good news for me, since these days, I sprinkle every bowl of Cap’n Crunch with a healthy dosage of Viagra. Some folks grew up cranking it to Naruto, others to the Ninja Turtles, and still more had their first orgasm to the mom from The Incredibles. Hey, there ain’t no shame in it; cartoon porn is more popular than it’s ever been, and now you’ve got a lot more options when it comes to finding some animated fap fodder.
Animatria might be kind of a vague name for a site, but since I’m talking about it here at ThePornDude, you probably already know what kind of animation the joint is going to be showcasing. I’d say I feel bad for the innocent gamers and cartoon fans stumbling onto the site by accident, but honestly, I’m happy for anybody finding new fap fodder that really gets them going. Based on what I’m seeing on their tour page, I’d bet money this shit is going to really resonate with the Redditors, deviate gamers and general perverts in the audience.
I’ve already talked about Diana Rider before. You know it. I know it. Hell, your right hand probably knows it too. She’s got her name stamped all over the porn industry, rubbing elbows (and other body parts) with the biggest names like SweetieFox and making appearances on multiple porn networks. This isn’t some small-time amateur hoping to squeeze a few bucks out of simps—this is a woman who has already secured her throne in the filthiest corners of the internet. But today, we’re not here to stroke her ego. We’re here to stroke…well, you get the idea.