Candy Crib sounds like the kind of mobile game your sister-in-law plays when she’s not trying to sell MLM yoga pants to everyone she knows, but names can be deceiving. You already know I wouldn’t be writing up some SFW app here at ThePornDude, which means we’ve got something much better in store that matching tiles for imaginary points. The candy in this crib is more metaphorical, and arguably a whole hell of a lot sweeter than any gas-station impulse buy.
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When I first heard of Reveal Me, I thought it would be some kind of interactive stripper website. A click here and a click there, and the clothes come off, piece by piece, slowly revealing a fully naked and lovely lady. Well, it turns out the site is beautifully interactive, but not in quite the way I’d envisioned. Don’t worry, though—a lot of boobies are still going to be revealed! In fact, there’s quite a lot to be revealed, so let’s get right into it.
What makes a fan spicy at Fan Spicy? That’s a rhetorical question and a play on the title, but I bet a lot of you are genuinely curious. Most OnlyFans imitators start putting their own spin on the concept right from the front page, setting themselves apart from the competition and from the original. These guys go the old-school OnlyFans route, with almost nothing but a signup form out front. That worked for the big OF, especially once they started building word of mouth, but will it be as successful here?
By the numbers, Fans Mine certainly ain’t the biggest or most popular social-media creator network. That honor belongs, obviously, to the site they borrowed half of their name from. I like OnlyFans as much as the next guy, and blow an embarrassing amount of money on the dirty pics and that pseudo sense of intimacy you find on the platform, but I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing. Just looking at the traffic stats, I was hoping this might be it.
Sugar Fans sounds at least a little bit sweeter than OnlyFans, at least if the name is to be believed. By the numbers, OnlyFans is still getting 1,500 times as much traffic as this sugary content platform, but we’ve all got to start somewhere. That’s still a fucking ton of visitors by almost any measure, with a good 200,000 perverts and content creators swinging by last month to either post fresh fap fodder or just shake their dicks at it. I think you can probably guess which category I’m in, as my legendary masturbatory habits are kind of the whole reason for the website you’re looking at right now.
Boobify sums up their service in a few words out on their front page: “Our boobs, your text.” There are only so many ways those two things can be combined, so your head doesn’t have too many directions to spin in as you wonder what it is they’re really selling. Words and breasts have always been a fine combination, as any poet or writer of literary erotica would be quick to tell you in the most flowery of terms. Honestly, it’s a wonder nobody thought to build this website sooner. Boobify.club was only registered in 2018, and their current setup is even younger than that. I bet some of you would still argue that this is a timeless service; you could have sold this in the earliest days of the written word, and the horny spacemen of tomorrow are going to love it just as much.
Fansy Me opens its arms wide and inviting out on the tour page, calling itself “A Commuity for Creators. For Fans. And You!” It’s vague enough to be describing a SFW social media app, perhaps even the next TikTok clone, but the Top Creators thumbnailed out front tell you right away this ain’t another boring, SFW repository of viral dance videos, conspiracy theories and public freakouts. It’d be a damn shame if all these girls in their underwear were just doing lip syncs and pseudoscience, but honestly, I’d probably tune in anyway.
Bent Box! The coronavirus has shaken up the pornography landscape, in case you haven’t noticed. On your end, I’m sure you’ve got more socially distant alone time to spend with your barrel of lube, but it’s also affected how new movies are made. It’s hard for a woman to gag on a stranger’s cock when everybody is hiding at home, guarding their toilet paper with a shotgun. That’s just one of the reasons more Internet sluts and sexy attention whores are turning to sites like BentBox.
When I first heard about Online Companions, I was almost positive it was going to be another AI chat site. I’m writing this review a few months into 2025, and in case you haven’t noticed, the web has been blowing up with dirty-talking robots recently. To my pleasant surprise, I was greeted not with a cast of plastic-skinned imaginary women, but actual human babes with genuine pretty faces and actual real boobies. Well, some of the boobs might have been a little bit fake, but in the way a porn stud like myself could still put his hands on. The platform might not offer quite that level of hands-on intimacy, but it’s definitely a few steps up from your average free tube.