Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.
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Onahole Over the years, we’ve seen a dramatic shift in the world of porn consumption. Sure, there are plenty of people who are happy to watch a generic porno with zero storylines and merely enjoy the sight of a dripping wet pussy or a quivering asshole being fucked into submission in complete 4K. Still, there are others seeking something with more depth, storyline, and characters with enough personality that you can immerse yourself in them. Regarding the latter type of smut, most people opt for Hentai. This form of cartoon porn originated in Japan and often centers around some truly wild XXX storylines and themes that the conventional porn industry couldn’t dream of pulling off. Worldwide, Hentai has boomed in popularity with a fuck load of websites popping up to cater to the growing demand.
Okay, I admit it: I’ve wanted to have Hentai Chats from the day I discovered porno anime. The big-eyed babes are gorgeous, and I’ve seen doujinshi so kinky it makes your typical paysite seem tame by comparison. Over the years I’ve played with various girlfriend simulators and visual novels, many of which I’ve written about over at BestPornGames. I’ve had some fapworthy simulated conversations with those, but this next platform promises even deeper immersion. How’d you like to sext with a horny manga gal?
Hentai Universe Back in the day, there was an era when some porn fanatics would frown upon those who jerked themselves silly to Hentai porn. Many of them wondered why someone would bust a nut over some cartoon smut when they could indulge in the real thing via a hardcore porn movie. Nowadays, though, people are thankfully more open-minded, and Hentai is increasingly seen as a XXX gift. You see, the world of Hentai is downright wild, and it’s able to provide people with the kind of mind-bending and imaginative porn that mainstream smut producers could never stand toe to toe with unless they have one of the most significant budgets on earth. In turn, we’re seeing a booming number of people flock to the Hentai porn scene with their cocks in hand!
My Hentai Porn! Sometimes you need to pay for quality content. Oh, don’t get all pissed off. You shill out money each month to your favorite titty streamers, so it only makes sense that you’d have to pony up some dosh for a quality hentai experience. A lot of work goes into that shit. Realistic titty physics and fuck scenes don’t just draw themselves. So, if you’ve got some cash burning a hole in your pocket and want to get the best, uncensored hentai porn experience that you can then you should keep with me while I tell you about a hot new site that I stumbled across.
Hentai Video World! If animated pornography is something you’re into, then you’ve surely noticed a few things. For example, finding proper good hentai isn’t something that’s easily done. You could go to Google, look up “free hentai” or something of the sort if you don’t really know just what you want to feast your eyes on, and then it would not be possible for you to find any kind of pornography. I mean, sure, some videos will pop up here and there, but they surely won’t be good enough for the majority of you folks. So, what’s the conclusion that we can draw from this? Well, you certainly need to know where to look for quality material. One of those places is most certainly HentaiVideoWorld.com.
J-List! Do you want to buy some hentai shit at J List? Sometimes it is not enough to simply watch hours and hours of porn. Sometimes you need a little more than that. A little something special. Something to really step your self-pleasure game up a notch. Hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with using a tool every now and then right? No judgment here. Plus, with Christmas right around the corner, why not treat yourself to something nice? Splurge a little. Splurge on your splooge, that’s what I say. You deserve it! … Okay, maybe you don’t really deserve it, seeing as all you do all day every day is sit around your mother’s basement watching porn and fapping like it is going out of fashion … But, still, you might as well make the most of that time.