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Ever considered having an Escorts Affair? Porn has really been helping me get through this social distancing shit, but I have to admit, I miss sticking my ding-dong into an actual ho-ho instead of just filling another snack cake with my own cream filling. My barrel of lube is running pretty low, too, which is probably why I’ve been spending time browsing sites like EscortsAffair. In case you can’t guess from the name, it’s a massive escort directory with listings around the world.

Escort Babylon greets first-time visitors with a landing page straight out of 1996, though the domain wasn’t registered for nearly another twenty years. The low-fi presentation is an odd site in the 21st century, a straight-up blast from the past holding strong even as futuristic VR paysites and AI porn generators pop up left and right across the internet. Honestly, that ugly front page might have turned me off entirely if I didn’t know how popular this joint was. With around 25 million visits a month, it sure seems like people must be getting laid around here. If you’ve seen my work at PornDudeCasting, you know I don’t actually have much trouble getting laid. That said, I never turn down an opportunity for some action. That’s why I was so eager to see who was listed on EscortBabylon.net, a wildly popular escort directory. Click the link to follow along at home as I take a little tour, or to start your own search for this evening’s entertainment.