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But have you ever wondered where the bulk of job satisfaction comes from? After all, there must be some serious perks to being a school principal with such a high level of job satisfaction, right? Well, in today’s porn review, I might have found a site that can not only answer all of our questions but also leaves our balls totally drained!
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“Mature Women of Interest” really is the tagline over at Anilos.com, where they’ve been exposing old babes for about a decade now. The top of the landing page spells out their content in hard numbers, so you autistic fuckers know precisely what you’re dealing with. As of right now, they’ve got nearly 3000 photo galleries and almost as many videos starring over 600 mature exhibitionist beauties.
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Well, I guess some mysteries will never be solved, and others that can be studied immediately. For example, is BrattyMILF.com worth the subscription fee? This one’s a paysite chock full of those titular Bratty MILFs, so it’s going to depend on factors like how hot the women are, how well they fuck, and how many dirty movies you get for the ticket price. You know, the typical set of factors when you’re considering signing up for any porn that costs money. These guys have only been around for a couple of months. But they’ve already created enough of a buzz to catch my attention, so let’s take a look and see what’s up.
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KarupsOW.com has been around for a good, long fucking minute. Though the domain was registered in 2006, they’ve been putting out mature porn since 1998, amassing legions of fans along the way. They pull a couple of million visits a month, and today your old friend The Porn Dude is among them.
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MILFhunter.com is a cougar porn site from those filthy perverts over at Reality Kings. I’m guessing you are already familiar with the RK network of premium smut, but if not, check out my review on The Porn Dude. They’re one of the biggest names in porno, with millions of hits every month. They’ve got their fingers in all kinds of porno pies, from teenage blowjobs to lesbian gangbangs, so I can’t wait to get in and check out their spin on MILF smut.
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The Internet is full of porn sites that offer all kinds of videos. Now, if you decide to go with the free option, you risk getting stuck with videos that aren’t even in HD and might not even be long enough to satisfy you. Luckily, there are other sites that offer nothing but full-length HD videos, and one of those places is SpiceVids!
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