MILFTrip! What the fuck is it about road trips? Every time you go on one, it seems like you always find a MILF you wouldn’t mind fucking in between pit stops. But, wait, you’ll give her a pit stop, won’t you? Ha! Too bad you wouldn’t know how to use that acorn between your legs if a woman ever spread her legs for you!
But it is not all lost; you can still fantasize about the MILFs you cannot have. And that’s where Globe Twatters wants to help! And no, they’re not going to send you on a worldwide cruise where you get to have sex with beautiful people on every continent. I have to say it, though, that would be fucking awesome. But on the contrary, they want you to live out your road trip MILFY fantasies by watching one of their hottest series, MILFTrip.
40 Something Mag! What makes a MILF? Beauty is obviously part of the equation. Everybody loves an older woman who’s taken care of herself, aging like a fine wine instead of getting all old and haggard. I think attitude is a major component of a truly fuckable MILF. The broads at 40SomethingMag, for example, all have this eager enthusiasm for dirty sex that gets my blood pumping as soon as I hit the landing page.
40SomethingMag.com has been around for a good long time, pumping out cougar-fuck flicks for nearly 30 years now. They boast about having over 900 MILFs, “Over 40 and in Their Prime” according to the motto. I’d call bullshit, but they get over a million visits a month, so there must be something to it. I guess I’m about to find out.
I’ve always had a thing for MILFy women. Some dudes will argue until they’re blue in the face that we’re programmed by nature to seek out newly ripe babes at the peak of their fertility, the 18-year-old teens of schoolgirl fantasies and girl-next-door scenarios. I won’t dispute that, but there’s something special about a cougar aging like a fine wine, to say nothing of the sexual experience they bring to the table, the couch, or the bedroom.
Shoplyfter MYLF! I’ve been watching a lot of Internet videos lately of mom-aged broads getting into trouble. The Karens freaking out in grocery stores about wearing masks are good for a laugh, but they’re pretty hard to jack off to. I’m a determined pervert, though, so I just snorted a couple of lines of Viagra and kept at it. I could have saved myself a few bucks and a lot of chafing if I’d known Shoplyfter now has a MILF site called ShoplyfterMYLF.
If you’ve read my full review of Shoplyfter here at ThePornDude, you’ll already know it’s a pretty killer teen site with a neat gimmick. If you’ve read my review of MYLF, you’ll know it’s one of the better cougar networks out there. The name ShoplyfterMYLF.com kind of gives away the twist here. These are premium hardcore movies where shoplifting women over 30 get nailed by security guards in the back room.
I’ve watched Hot MILFs Fuck all morning, and boy, are my arms tired! As much as I love the ripe young 18+ nymphettes on the teen porn sites, there’s just something special about a well-aged cougar with a lot of experience getting filled up with cock. They’ve often got this casual sexual confidence that I find so goddamn sexy, and it’s one of those things that only comes with age. I’ve seen many chicks claiming to be younger on the web, which works if you look young enough. The MILF vibes I’m talking about, on the other hand, just can’t be faked by younger broads, though.
50PlusMILFs! They say things get better with age, though you wouldn’t notice by looking at the leftovers in the back of my fridge. Of course, if I’d been snacking on the prime cuts of meat you can find at 50 50PlusMILFs, there’d never be any leftovers to speak of. As the name implies, these women may be over 50, but you absolutely will want to fuck them.
50PlusMILFs.com has been in the MILF porno business for a long fucking time. They just celebrated their 27th anniversary, which means the original sluts from the website have long since graduated into GILFhood. They’re constantly restocking the shelves with gorgeous mature broads with overactive libidos, which is part of the secret to their everlasting longevity. Even after all these years, they still get almost a million visits a month.
PureMature! Looking for some mature sex videos? I love ripe 18+ teenage bimbos as much as the next pervert, but MILFs really have a specific sexual magic that gets the blood racing to my cock. I’m not talking about the wrinkly old bitches with liver spots and saggy tits, but the hoes who have aged like a fine wine. Sometimes there’s some surgery involved, but these days they do it so well you only notice if it’s fucked up. Best of all, cougars like the ones you’ll find at PureMature have the kind of sexual expertise that only comes with years of practice.
Have you ever been MILFed? I guess that’s kind of a loaded question. The fat single moms chain-smoking at the local watering hole with their bellies hanging out may do it for you, but I usually aim my dick at the ones whose tits don’t reach their navels yet. Some folks appreciate tarted-up soccer moms, others the Casey Anthony type, but I think we can all agree the MILFs at MILFed.com are a totally different class of Mothers I’d Love to Fuck.
Adult Time MILF! Two of the most popular porn categories both have to do with age: (+18)Teens and MILFS. What isn’t there to love? (+18)Teens offer fresh and perfect bodies, pure and untouched, while MILFs have the experience needed to turn your cock into a cum factory.
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While both are fantastic, today we’re focusing on MILFS. Nothing beats the knowledge of a sexually liberated MILF with a divorce under her belt and a soaked pussy. That vagine has been ignored for years by her ex-husband, and now it’s on the market demanding satisfaction.
Mature.nl Sure, sure, young 18+ dime pieces have their place, but there’s nothing quite like plowing the pussy of a seasoned MILF who knows her way around a cock. So many young and dumb 18+ bitches barely know what to do with a massive dick like mine, let alone take it with ease as a slut who has been around the block a few times would. I’m telling you sex-starved cucks that it may be the time to stop hunting young 18+ pussy and striking out when there are millions of horny cougars and MILFs just waiting to be fucked. So I went looking for a site dedicated to mature babes that know what the fuck they are doing to show you how good they are.