I had Erotic MV open in my browser all morning, and I actually just realized it’s no longer morning. It’s always a good sign when any kind of website can make you lose track of time, and if you ask me, it’s even better when it keeps you hard while it keeps you distracted. You’ve got millions of choices when it comes to how you’ll waste today’s productive hours—and I’ve got thousands of them reviewed here at ThePornDude—but I think today’s masturbatory excursion will appeal to the pervs who appreciate a bit of plot and a fair amount of shlock. The stoners in the audience will almost certainly want to bring the pot.
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i Stripper? Well, it’s good old VirtuaGirl (2) and their virtual desktop strippers! What do you do when simply watching porn is no longer enough? When you’ve seen all the sites, played all the games, jerked off to every known porn star in the industry? Sometimes simply watching porn when you have the urge just doesn’t cut it. Wouldn’t it be nice if you never had to stop looking at sexy ladies on your computer, even after the porn has ended and you’ve closed out all the tabs on your browser?
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