FamilySwap! Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had to swap families for a day? It would probably be fucked up. Living in a new home, family members that are looking at you like you’re a fucking outcast, and all of those new fart smells you’re not used to sniffing. It would be a real pain in the ass. But that is unless everyone in your new temporary home looked as sexy as fucking porn stars!
That’s the concept behind Nubiles’ porn series Family Swap. Well, it’s unclear why families are swapping members, but none of that matters when these studs and babes are hot as fuck.
Mom Swapped You know, I wasn’t always the pussy crushing alpha male I am today. I’m just kidding. I came out of the womb a pussy crusher. I went right from the uterus and onto a nurse’s tits. My little baby Weiner couldn’t do much yet, but it didn’t stop me from grinding on the female staff. Had I been born in a catholic church, I would have started racking numbers up at five minutes old.
It’s been a blast being a testosterone-filled alpha my whole life, but that’s not to say it hasn’t led to some trouble. My friends hated to invite me over for sleepovers because their moms were obsessed with me. They would steal me away every chance they got for a “private conversation.”
Who’s down for a Sis Swap? I’ll admit that things have been a little bit weird between sissy and me since the incident at Christmas dinner when I allegedly got caught digging dirty panties out of the laundry hamper. But you never know, maybe we can all have a mutually beneficial exchange: everybody gets laid, and I’m no longer banned from family gatherings. So perhaps I’ll send her a link to this review after I post it, and we’ll see where it goes from there. (I still love you, kiddo!)
Then again, maybe your sister is ugly, or perhaps you’re still a prude about the whole sister-swapping premise, but that’s cool. SisSwap.com is a premium taboo porn site focused on those titular sisses. (Well, step-sisses if you want to get technical, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to find a credit card processor. That’s also why you never find the word “taboo” on this type of paysite.) They posted their first video less than a year ago, so they’re still a new kid on the block, but I’ve got some high hopes based on who’s behind the brand.
Father daughter sex at DaughterSwap! Watching a petite 18+ teen girl getting rammed hard by her daddy’s best friend is an incredible experience, and you do not have to take my word for it, you can just visit a wonderful place filled with such porn; daughterswap.com. The whole point of the site is explained in the title, and that is what I fucking love to see!
I mean, what else could you possibly expect to see on a website called daughter swap? If you are unsure, then you are probably too fucking young to even be here. As you continue reading, you will realize that I will not shit on this site as much, and that is mostly cause it is a premium website and we all know that most premium sites work perfectly fine, with some bugs here and there.
At Swappz, everyone gets a turn. That’s what the tagline on the front page says, anyway, but what do they mean by that? I’ll let you hang in suspense for a moment while you consider all the perverted possibilities. You’ll definitely get your turn to get off as you witness the onscreen antics, but who or what is going to be swapped? Will it be swingers switching wives, babes exchanging mouthfuls of sperm, or some even kinkier switcheroo?
Spy Fam! It’s time to explore those innate devilish desires with spyfam.com, a porn family vibe creamed up bitch! Well, it’s all out there folks; stepsisters crushes on big cocked stepbrothers, stepmommies/daddies crushes on their stepdaughters, stepsons and their boyfriends and girlfriends, stepdad/mom daughter crushes and pretty much everyone linked by blood digging deeper into hidden roots. It’s exciting and yet equally taboo, but what the heck? Abnormal shit is not only hot but also fetish ASF!
Do you consider yourself a real Mommys Boy, or is the idea more of a wet dream that lives exclusively in a world of your fantasies? Dr. Sigmund Freud certainly had some ideas about the Oedipus Complex, and ol’ Oedipus himself was arguably the original pioneer of what would one day become one of the most popular subgenres of smut. Whether you’re still living in mom’s basement or have moved on to further chapters of your life, this next joint promises to tap into those extremely common familial fantasies.
Have you met My Pervy Family? They’re not actually mine in the sense that I’m related to them, nor are they mine in the sense that I’m running the titular website devoted to them because I’m not. They aren’t my own pervy family any more than they’re yours. But in that sense, perhaps they belong to all of us the same way our favorite songs have a way of becoming human culture instead of just some musician’s intellectual property. Well, I’m probably getting way more philosophical about the site’s title than I need to. After all, what are we talking about, if not premium taboo porn?
Spoiled stepsister & family porn at BrattySis! From the very beginning, I just could not resist browsing all the crap that brattysis.com has to offer. The very name sent a signal to my fellow downstairs, and from then on, he was in charge. Let me just tell you, with a name like that, you already know what the fuck to expect, right? There are a ton of bratty stepsisters who just can’t have enough sex and to make things better these are all 18+ teen chicks with a sprinkle of hot milfs too. This is a premium website, which should be obvious since shit that looks this good never comes free, and this site is one of them. Well, there are three membership offers; 30-day membership of $20/month, the 90-day membership of $20/month, and the 1-year membership of $8/month, which is definitely the best deal if you ask me.
MyFamilyPies My Family One hot summer day, many years ago, I had to go spend an afternoon at my grandma’s house. She was supposed to pass down the family pie recipe to me. I’ve never been one for baking unless you count the blunts I smoked when she wasn’t looking. The pie ended up full of my semen, but that wasn’t actually one of the ingredients. It fills me full of sticky joy to see that MyFamilyPies sticks to a sexier recipe.
In case she couldn’t figure it out from the name and the fact that your old pal The Porn Dude is talking about it, MyFamilyPies.com is a website devoted to that most taboo of taboo subjects: dirty, depraved and incredible taboo. They get well over a million hits a month, all seeking kinky action between (step) fathers and daughters, mothers and sons, brothers and sisters, and wild group orgies with the whole family.