Porn00 threw me for a loop with that mysterious landing page they’re rocking. It’s nothing but a futuristic site logo on a white screen with a CLICK HERE TO ENTER button. I knew right away that I wanted to click that bad boy, though I had no fucking idea in the world what I’d find on the other side. With a sci-fi-looking setup like this, I was half expecting 3D hentai, android pornstars and digital porn assistants kind of like Siri, but more capable of giving a good blowjob. Imagine my surprise when I reached the other side of the link and found what appeared to be a regular ol’ free tube. I’m not saying I was disappointed, because I always appreciate a nice free fap, but the intro page feels like an unnecessary bit of misdirection. Fortunately, Porn00.org isn’t just a regular free tube; they actually specialize in free, full-length porno movies samples. No wonder they’re pulling an easy six million visitors a month!
How do you define Porn Hits? Porn’s a really subjective thing, and I already know the freaks and weeaboos are mentally answering that question with pregnant alien chicks, furry fox sluts and tentacles groping boobies. Well, I have bad news for the fetishists, because this website features a more traditional type of Porn Hit. To sum it up in a sentence, this free tube specializes in full-length flicks samples, meaning you can settle in for a nice, long fap, or at least until the Starbucks baristas call the police.
XMoviesForYou Back in the old days, if you mentioned free sex tubes (like XMovies) you’d end up with a line of eager felching enthusiasts outside your door. That’s actually why they outlawed the sale of gerbils in my town. These days, free sex tubes are something else entirely. This brings us to X Movies For You.
XMoviesForYou.com is more along the lines of what the modern pervert expects when you offer him a sex tube, yet at first glance looks like something else entirely. Are they behind the times or ahead of the curve? I guess there’s only one way to find out.
Are you a Porn Hoarder? Hey, you certainly aren’t alone because I just had to rent another storage unit to keep all the homebrew smut that my lawyers haven’t let me release over at PornDudeCasting. Pretty much every pervert keeps their own personal stash, though, in this day and age, it isn’t totally necessary to keep an offline library of porn under your mattress or on your hard drive. Sites like the one I’m about to review arguably do a better job hoarding those dirty movies than your average Joe Blow porn collector with a folder full of lesbian movies on his desktop. As you follow along at home, ask yourself, can your home library of fuck flicks really compare to a site pulling a million visitors a month?
Eporner It’s time you stopped jerking your dick to low-quality content. If I can see a single pixel in a scene, then I don’t want to disgrace my eyes with it. Okay, unless it’s a busty JAV whore getting her Asian pussy pounded. I’ll make an exception there. But, yeah, it’s time to stop jerking off to the equivalent of cave paintings and actually get off to high-quality content. I’m talking about HD porn. I want to get my fill of as many 1080p HD porn videos as I can, and I don’t want to pay a dime for them. It’s the perfect combination, as I’m sure you cheap cucks would agree.
Porn Trex If you are a picky mother fucker, then you may have a hard time finding porn to jerk off to. No pun intended on that one, you snarky mother fucker! For those of you that cannot get a nut off from 720p porn and need crystal-clear video to shoot out a giant load all over your mother’s framed picture sitting on your desk, your choices may seem limited. But that just is not the case, thanks to Porntrex.com/4K-Porn! When you visit this tube site and start looking at the hot-as-fuck videos that are available, you are going to have solace to the fact that, yes, indeed, 4K porn can look great when streamed from a tube site. You don’t have to be a subscriber to any of the ‘big few’ streaming sites just to jerk off. Visit Porntrex.com/4K-Porn on either mobile or your desktop, and see what the hell you can get into on the website!
Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.
Sexy Porn, aka Your Porn.sexy (not youporn.sexy) is quite the name for a page, huh? You really had to let the people know that you’ve got the hottest movies up on your website with that domain name, did you? That’s fine. I like how bold the person who came up with the name of the page was. However, this raises a single question. Are the movies here that great? Well, there’s only one way to find this out, so, we will make our way inside Your Porn Sexy and see what kind of content hides within! So, as soon as you open this page up, you will notice that the design of Sxyprn is pretty decent. I mean, it’s not as simple as I’d like it to be, but it still does the job — a black background on top of which thumbnails and names of header tabs are found. Not many colors are present here. Black, white, and orange are all you see on the page. This also applies to the movies on SexyPorn (YourPorn) for some reason. Well, there are no “orange” people in pornography, unless Donny Trump bought Brazzers and decided to show his cock overnight and I didn’t notice it. However, ThePornDude could never miss up on something like that. I mean, that kind of thing would literally break the internet.
You can probably guess at least some of what Anime Dakimakura Pillow sells. I mean, it is right there in the name, though you might not recognize the terminology if you’re not something of an otaku nerd. Yes, we’re talking about those big-ass body pillows printed with cute anime chicks, wolf girls and naked Genshin Impact characters, but that ain’t all the shop carries. Even if you think having a cushiony waifu on your bed is a step too far into neckbeardism, you might appreciate some of their more intimate products.
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