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Some porn site names are clever and witty, while others keep it real as fuck. AllAnal.com draws attention with a title that tells perverts exactly what they’re going to find inside. They’ve got all anal, all the time, which is exactly what 13,000 visitors a day are looking for.
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I’m sorry you guys have been so deprived of sex that a warm moist hole connected to a living body is out of the question. I’m not going to lie to you. I’m glad that all of my favorite holes are on women. I’m so happy I don’t have to choose only one to use for the rest of my life because I like to rotate.
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This never happens to me now. I also want to say that although ‘accidental anal’ is a thing, it was never actually my preferred fetish. I love women who enjoy getting ass fucked, not the babes who are surprised by that. I want a chick to tell me to shove my massive boner inside her booty and then bend over on all fours.
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I’m here to be sort of a diplomat for anal sex. I know that not every guy likes to plug the mahogany slide, but I’m here to preach in its favor. Anal sex should be enjoyed by men and women of every race and creed.
Why? Well, there are a few reasons. First and foremost is the anal orgasm. Not everyone is able to have them, but both men and women are capable. Your bitches anus might be the key to giving her orgasms like she never thought possible.
Anal Vids are arguably one of the main reasons the Internet was invented. I know that sounds like some butthole-loving pervert talk, but hear me out. Even though people don’t like to talk about it in polite company, dirty movies have built and shaped the Internet. Buttfucking used to be considered more of a kink than a traditional sex act, but these days it’s become pretty normalized for your girlfriend to ask for a finger in the pooper when she’s horny. Through the magic of the global web, culture has shifted for the better.
What’s in a name? True Anal implies that all the other butt-humping porno sites are fake and that they’ve got something more real, more raw, and hopefully more sexy. Can it be true?
Like so many of the babes that grace its scenes, True Anal is a young site, which makes their claim of higher truth in porn even bolder. They’ve only been serving up hardcore anal sex footage since 2015. Today I’ll go in through the front door to find out if their back-door entertainment is really as true as they’re claiming. Two-million perverts a month seem to think so.