Tube Safari Tube Safari’s got a funny name for a porn site. I mean, you’re reading this review on ThePornDude, so you already know what it is, but imagine if you didn’t. It’s got a totally wholesome sound like someplace you might take your family on a hot summer day. I wonder how many folks pull up the site thinking they’ll be able to rent an inner tube and float around on a lazy artificial river. And considering they get sixty million visits a month, I’m guessing it’s more than a few.
iXXX The XXX Movies Tube! Porn is all over the web but it can be difficult to find all of the best fap material on a single platform. Of course, this means that a lot of wankers out there switch from site to site when playing with their pickle or flicking the bean. If only there were a better way to search for, find, and fap to material online.
Well, guess what – there is!
Aggregate sites aren’t exactly free per se, but instead, they collect links to porn from all over the interwebs. So, they are kind of like a sort of specialized Google, but include not just titles, but pictures with their links as well.
AEBN MILF I recently met a few young guys (18+) at a bar who didn’t understand having a milf fetish. The guys didn’t even know who I was. We just happened upon that topic as men are want to do. Obviously, I didn’t agree with them and felt compelled to guide them towards the milf light.
First off, I explained that all the young and dumb 18+ college bitches they’re fucking have no idea how to handle a dick. These dudes were only twenty-two, so they were happy to just have their dicks rubbed. It all feels the same to them. They have no idea what a skilled touch feels like.
From Ball Hair to Ant Hills
The human mind is a strange beast, especially when it comes to attraction. Small, seemingly innocuous events can lead to lifelong fetishes.
For example, let’s say one day in middle school, you’re knelt down checking out a particularly large ant hill when your hot neighbor walks up to see what you’re up to. As she bends down to get a better look, her shirt comes down a bit, and you get an eyeful of her cleavage. Smash cut to twenty years later, and you’re masturbating to ant documentaries on the discovery channel.
Before you enter Amateur Euro, their Adults-Only warning page greets you: “Welcome to the Best Amateur Porn Site in the World!” It’s the kind of bold claim that I frankly expect from every amateur porn site on the internet, the boisterous brags of the hype man or carnival barker. Then again, most DIY smut peddlers can’t claim a big stack of Venus and XBIZ Awards dating from 2017 to the very latest ceremonies. Their most recent was the 2023 XBIZ for Paysite of the Year, which is a pretty high honor on an internet so fully saturated in naked ladies.
Wifeys World! I’m not sure if you’ve ever guessed this about me, but I’ve never been much for settling down. I always ask, why buy the cow when the milk is free? I love being able to bang all the broads I want without the ball and chain dragging me down. The thing is, I’ve been looking at this site WifeysWorld recently, and it’s kind of changing my attitude about marriage. This dude Hubby seems like a lucky motherfucker!
WifeysWorld.com is a premium porn website about the adventures of “the web’s most well-endowed, orally obsessed, horny housewife and MILF!” It’s run by a real-life husband-and-wife couple with a passion for sex and a thing for exhibitionism. They’ve been online since 1998, meaning they’re practically an Internet porn classic. They’ve maintained popularity over the decades, and these days get over 16,000 visitors every fucking day. I don’t care how hot you think your own wife is; I don’t think she has anything on Wifey!
Perv Principal! I read a statistic that around 95% of school principals are satisfied with their job. Fuck me, that’s got to be a higher rate of job satisfaction than a damn gynecologist! It should come as no surprise, really, because becoming a principal requires a shit load of hard work, studying, and can take almost a decade to achieve, so it’s only fitting they’re treated right when they reach the top.
But have you ever wondered where the bulk of job satisfaction comes from? After all, there must be some serious perks to being a school principal with such a high level of job satisfaction, right? Well, in today’s porn review, I might have found a site that can not only answer all of our questions but also leaves our balls totally drained!
Anilos Raise your hand if you like older women porn. Better yet, raise a big, stiff hard-on if you love sexy MILFs. There’s no denying the ripe sexuality of a newly legal teen, but let’s be real here: older bitches really know how to fuck. I’m talking about gorgeous cougars with years of experience, not fat housewives who’ve been sitting on their asses watching The View for the last couple decades. I’m talking about the kind of Mature Women of Interest you’re going to find at Anilos.
“Mature Women of Interest” really is the tagline over at Anilos.com, where they’ve been exposing old babes for about a decade now. The top of the landing page spells out their content in hard numbers, so you autistic fuckers know precisely what you’re dealing with. As of right now, they’ve got nearly 3000 photo galleries and almost as many videos starring over 600 mature exhibitionist beauties.
Bratty MILF sounded like a contradiction when I first heard of it. Maybe it just reveals my pornographic preconceptions because I associate “bratty” with the younger broads of the porn scene, the newly minted legal teens, and bubbly bimbos in their early twenties. MILFs, on the other hand, are old enough to be someone’s mom. Then again, both terms are fluid as hell in the world of smut. Is age really just a number, or is it something the girls make up to fit the role?
Well, I guess some mysteries will never be solved, and others that can be studied immediately. For example, is BrattyMILF.com worth the subscription fee? This one’s a paysite chock full of those titular Bratty MILFs, so it’s going to depend on factors like how hot the women are, how well they fuck, and how many dirty movies you get for the ticket price. You know, the typical set of factors when you’re considering signing up for any porn that costs money. These guys have only been around for a couple of months. But they’ve already created enough of a buzz to catch my attention, so let’s take a look and see what’s up.
Karups OW Karups Older Women! I’ve been thinking a lot lately about why I love older women so much. The hottest cougars have aged like the finest of wines, occasionally with some cosmetic enhancements along the way. They’ve also got sexual talents they’ve been working on for literally decades, practicing on scores of different partners. Probably my favorite thing about MILFs, though, is how much they remind me of your mom. Maybe that’s why I’ve been getting off so hard lately to KarupsOW.
KarupsOW.com has been around for a good, long fucking minute. Though the domain was registered in 2006, they’ve been putting out mature porn since 1998, amassing legions of fans along the way. They pull a couple of million visits a month, and today your old friend The Porn Dude is among them.