Ultra Films has the kind of name that makes you expect something extraordinary. This ain’t Mediocre Movies or Weak-Ass Porno, but then again, it could just be an excellent title. I am the sort of guy who likes to check these things out for himself, so with that in mind, I strapped myself into my masturbation chair and fired up the ol’ suction machine.
UltraFilms.com subtitles itself “Real and Unreal Stories of Your Beloved Girls.” Just who are these beloved girls they’re speaking of and what kind of stories are they telling? You’ve probably already got a good idea since I’m even reviewing the site here at ThePornDude, but I’ll fill in all the blanks for you. Ultra Films is a premium porn site full of sweet-faced Euro sluts getting fucked in 4k.
“Wow girls!” I still say it all the time, even as a depraved porn addict who never stops shaking his dick at the screen. I’m just in awe of hot bitches, I guess, hardwired to appreciate the natural and sometimes enhanced beauty of girls next door and porn sluts alike. That’s probably why I’m entranced within seconds of hitting the landing page at WowGirls. They look like the girls next door, but goddamn, they’re getting into some serious porno sex!
WowGirls.com calls themselves The Future of Porn, but they’ve got a pretty impressive past, too. They’ve been building their collection of hot young 18+ girls fucking each other and every cock they can find since 2006, amassing a collection that now spans nearly 10,000 explicit sex videos! I hope you have really good forearm stamina.
OnlyTarts A decade ago, Only Tarts would have sounded like a bad haul collected while trick or treating. It’s funny how a word as simple as “Only” can take on such new, sexy connotations, because I bet you started envisioning gorgeous young babes as soon as you heard the title. If all they’ve got is tarts, well, show me to the tarts!
OnlyTarts.com is a new premium porn site showcasing 18+ teens and petite little starlets. They just launched a couple weeks ago, but they’re already attracting pervs like me with a thing for pretty girls and dirty sex. Naturally, I was eager to lube up and take a look around as soon as I could. Let’s see what these tarts are up to, shall we?
Defloration One of the biggest fantasies among men is popping some sweet young virgin’s cherry. As you fuckers get older, you have fewer and fewer opportunities to bang a teenager, let alone one who isn’t turning tricks behind 7-11 for crack money. You could aim really low and try to deflower some morbidly obese agoraphobic woman who hasn’t left the house in decades. Alternately, you can watch bitches getting their hymens broken on Defloration.
“How many men have ever actually seen a hymen?” That’s the question posed on the front page of Defloration.tv, a premium porn site devoted to babes losing their innocence and getting their hymens ruptured. They claim hundreds of girls have lost their virginity for the website since 1998. They get about half a million visits every month, so there just might be something to that claim.
18 Eighteen! Do you know what I love about teenagers? I keep getting older, but they stay the same age! Every time that one gets me in trouble, I just say I’m paraphrasing an old movie, but you porno fans know the truth. So does 18Eighteen, who have been banking on that same idea for nearly 30 years now. Hell, their original teens aged into MILF status years ago, but there’s always a new crop coming in. Take the 18-year-old cutie showing off her shaved twat and bleached butthole on the landing page, for example.
Club Seventeen has a long and fascinating history. In fact, it is one of the oldest institutions of the adult entertainment world that still exists. ClubSeventeen.com has been up and running for 40 years now actually. Having found its start as a magazine in 1975, this European porn studio has gone through many changes to keep up with the times (as well as the law). But they have done so, they have survived, and they are still flourishing as a porn site today (bordering on an online porn lifestyle brand, actually).
HotMovies Teen Some prude cunts might try to talk shit about men’s obsession with young 18+ teen pussy, but I’m not a prude cunt. I’m a lude cunt. The kind of lude cunt that loves to watch a babysitter’s pussy get destroyed by a lonely father. The kind of lude cunt that loves to watch 18+ school girls be anally punished for being late to class. The kind of lude cunt that picks up young hitchhikers and offers them a ride in exchange for their virginity. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
SpiceVids Teen Horny for some 18+ teen porn that’ll have you stroking that cock each time that you visit? Then mother fucker, I want you to know all about Spicevids.com/Teen! This is the best place to go to find 18+ teen videos that’ll have you horny as fuck each time you pay a visit to this incredible site. I don’t care what kind of fucking porn that you’re horny for right now, either! The 18+ teen beauties that you find over on Spicevids.com/Teen are going to put you in the fucking mood whenever you visit, and that’s a goddamn promise that I can keep! See what’s available for you right here and now on Spicevids.com/Teen, but only after I tell you all about the 18+ teen content waiting for you here!
FapHouse Teen Hola, dickheads! Welcome to the house of fap, the place that is teeming with tight pussies, braces, pigtails and those goddamn plaid skirts that make my blood rush down to my balls! Superb shit! Teen porn is kinda unique, but the 18+ teen smut on faphouse.com/teen takes things to a whole new level of unique. The thing is that all porn that you are gonna see here is 100% exclusive, but it’s still dirty to the core. One could say that presents the best of both worlds – crude, amateurish, mindless banging, and high-picture quality. I’m about to reveal more details about faphouse.com/teen. Stay tuned!
Want to see tiny porn at Exxxtra Small? The term “spinner” has become increasingly popular in the last few years. For those of you whom are unfamiliar, a spinner is a term of endearment used to describe extremely petite girls—tiny girls who you would love to fuck. Why are they called spinners, you ask? Well, that’s easy. Because of the fact that these girls are so small that one could, conceivably, sit them on his hard dick and spin her ‘round and ‘round like a top. Although really small girls are called spinners all the time and it has become a pretty popularly accepted title, I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen someone pull that off in porn. Huh, something to keep an eye open for, I suppose.