I know I’m a little late to the party, but I just discovered Audio Love and I’m already kind of blown away. While some of the modern wankers out there might find the format a little bit dated, I’d recommend grabbing a pair of headphones and finding out what a lot of us have known for a while now: the ear can be a highly erotic orifice. Whether you’re new to porno audio or a longtime fan, just wait till you see how massive this collection is, not to mention the nonexistent price.
AudioLove is a free collection of erotic audio files, including all kinds of sex stories, training sessions, ASMR experiences and more. No shit, I really expected this to be a premium or at least freemium stash of the stuff when I first landed, because it’s rare to find a collection of niche smut that ain’t charging an entry fee. It’s been a while since I fap tested an audio site, which is why I’ve got my Sennheisers on and my Fleshlight lubed up. Let’s see if I can rub one out before I get kicked out of Starbucks again.
The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though. It all became clear the moment I clicked the Play button on a thumbnail of a blonde chick in fishnets getting nailed. Instead of the usual soundtrack of moans, wet squelches and giggles, this montage was set to an EDM track with a thumping beat and aggressive synthesizers. The PMV in PMVtube.com stands for Porn Music Videos, which are exactly what they collect. The joint’s been blowing up lately, with well over half a million visitors stopping by to bob their heads while jerking their dicks. As a music fan and pornography enthusiast, I couldn’t wait to check it out for myself.
HentaiASMR sounds like something that probably wouldn’t have existed a decade ago, which is frankly just more evidence that we live in the golden age of pornography. It’s a merging of two fetishes that have exploded in popularity in more recent years, and I’m pretty excited to check it out. I’m so thrilled that I’m getting tingly sensations from my scalp to my dick; could I be having a stroke, or is this just the magic of that Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response they’re talking about?
Ero Cast is a different kind of website than what I normally review around here at ThePornDude, to say the least. Most of the free sites I fap test on the average day are video tubes, plus an assortment of paysites, sex blogs, hentai libraries and nudie photo galleries. I’ve got dozens of categories of adult websites listed here at ThePornDude, but most of them are just popular subgenres of porn presented in the various standard formats. Erocast is something else entirely, something so unique that it doesn’t fit cleanly into any of the established categories.
xHamster ASMR I know that ASMR porn seems like something out of this world, but it’s actually something that has been gaining in popularity recently. Many of these big porn tube sites have started getting a lot of videos in the ASMR porn domain, so when you want to enjoy yourself with that kind of content, you can go to these sites. Which sites am I talking about? Well, I mostly think that you’ll find a lot of luck on sites such as XHamster.com. With these websites, you can always know that you’re going to get a bunch of free porn in any category, including the new and modern way of enjoying porn, which is through some ASMR.
EroASMR is only half subtle with the name. You can throw out guesses for what the “Ero” part stands for; this could be an Emergency Response Organization, the Electronic Return Originator used by the IRS, or maybe something a bit kinkier, a shortened version of “erotic”. The ASMR is less mysterious, as the phenomenon and fetish has grown massively in popularity over the last few years. Grab the lube, the silicone toy snatch, and those expensive headphones your wife didn’t want you to buy. It’s time to get all tingly.
SpankBang ASMR One thing I really enjoy doing is showing hidden gems of porn categories you might have never even knew existed. Now, I know that everyone is aware of the naughty ASMR videos that are often posted to YouTube… Where girls will use different props to create random sounds or simply whisper into the microphone. However, I am here to introduce a whole new side to ASMR videos… the porn side!
There is a website called SpankBang, which is quite popular. It is known for offering all kinds of porn videos and covering a wide range of categories. This also includes the ASMR category! So, if your dick gets hard from whispers or slushy sounds of vagina juices, I think you have come to the right place! Not to mention that if you end up getting bored of ASMR porn, you can always check out different crap Spank Bang has to offer!
I really thought Noodle Dude was going to be a sprawling directory of all the best pasta websites on the internet, each with a longform review full of useful info slathered with hilarious jokes, all delivered by a noodle-snorting mascot with a huge head. I was all ready to read writeups of the local ramen shops and Italian joints, thinking maybe this Noodle Dude would turn me on to some good shit I can show off to the Tinder ladies. I’m not sure if you know this, but a good bowl of high-end linguine or even a fancy bowl of truffle-infused mac and cheese can sometimes be the difference between getting laid by an internet stranger or going home alone to jack off again.
Japanese ASMR got me like, “Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!” I’ve had my headphones on all morning, tuning in to those kawaii voices and slippery sex noises being pumped right into my ears. I’ve got those skin tingles, feelings of warmth and calmness, and a raging boner dripping into my boxers. It’s wild that I got this from audio alone when usually I’m cranking it to full 4K lesbian films or VR anal scenes. Is this what it was like masturbating before TV was invented?
It’s kind of crazy how ASMR has increased in popularity over the last few years. It wasn’t that long ago that nobody had even heard of it, let alone beat off to it, but nowadays, JapaneseASMR.com is getting over 340,000 visitors a day. Like it says on the tin, they’ve been giving out free Japanese ASMR audio tracks since 2018, which is a hell of a bargaining chip. While there have been more and more ASMR sites popping up lately, the genre is still young, which makes this themed collection even more remarkable. Grab those nice over-ear cans if you’ve got them; otherwise, just hold your head to the speakers and hope your boss doesn’t wonder where those giggles and moans are coming from.
If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.
You’ve probably deduced this from the intro if you weren’t already in the know, but PMVHaven.com is a free tube specializing in sexy montages set to music. It’s something of an undersung niche, rarely mentioned on the bigger sites out there, but judging by the traffic here, this kink may have found its moment. The site just launched recently, but is quickly closing in on a million visitors a month. Who else is ready to stroke it to the beat? Let’s check this out.