Hentai Mama? What kind of sick fuck would choose this name for his website? Anyways, if you love hentai, then odds are that you are part of the displaced masses that were left with their soft dick in hand, craving quality hentai after the all too soon death of Hentai Haven. But with death comes rebirth and opportunity. Lesser-known hentai sites are rising in the ranks as horny people seek out the source of their next nut. During such sad and difficult times, you can rely on me to show you the way to cure those blue balls. There are many other sources out there for quality, nut-busting hentai videos. And I have a fucking awesome site for you today.
Mucho Hentai is kind of an odd name for a website. It implies they’re going to have Japanese-style cartoon pornography with a certain Spanish or Mexican flair. It’s not something I would have imagined even existed, but some joint downtown is now offering sushi burritos. What the hell do I know, anyway? I feel like something of a porn expert, but these hentai fuckers are always surprising me. MuchoHentai does have some Hentai dubbed in Spanish, but the majority of the site is in English. In case you were wondering, the name translates to “Lots of Hentai,” which is exactly what you’ll find on MuchoHentai.com. It’s basically a free porn tube specializing in the stuff.
Hentai City Look, don’t try to fucking deny it. Do not even try to fucking tell me that you’re not into this. You know what I’m talking about. What? No! I wasn’t talking about watching your grandfather sitting on the toilet, leaning down, and licking his penal head – your words, not mine! First of all, you spy on your grandfather in the bathroom for that reason alone? Secondly, can he really do that? Who the fuck is your grandfather, Marilyn Manson?
Hentai.tv I always thought hentai was some really geeky neckbeard shit. Why shake your dick at cartoons when you’ve got an entire world of HD hardcore pornography out there? I mean, shit, the free tubes have literally millions of hardcore anal flicks and teenage cherry poppings at your disposal, do you really want to bust out a bowl of sugary cereal and sit in front of the tube watching goddamn anime? Then again, the nasty pornographic toons on sites like Hentai.TV ain’t your typical, tired Pokémon bullshit.
Looking for a place to watch hentai without any fuss? Anime ID Hentai has your back. AnimeIDHentai.com is a hentai stream site that features all the latest releases as well as classics. Most of the videos here are Japanese raws or English subs, but you’ll find some Spanish and other language subs also. What really sets AnimeIDhentai apart is how little bullshit it has. All the streams are fast and reliable, and you won’t get fucked up the ass with nonstop pop-ups and bullshit ads either. It’s amazing to load up a video and just have it play. Another great part of AnimeIDHentai is how they lay out episodes. A lot of hentai anime sites have problems where it can be hard to find the next episode or the episodes aren’t neatly laid out.
Rule 34 Video! Of all the unimpeachable truths of the Internet, perhaps the most profound is Rule 34: no matter what it is, there’s porn of it. Rule34Video.com is a warehouse of documentation that attempts to prove exactly that. I know your mom told you she’d cut off your wifi if she caught you looking at more of that kinky shit, but sometimes mom just doesn’t understand a man’s attraction to Mortal Kombat bitches, Minecraft whores, and futanari sluts who fuck horses.
Hentai Haven! Do you ever wish that you lived in a Hentai Haven? Be careful what you wish for. It is a freaky animated world full of horny tentacled creatures and busty demons that turn into peanut butter after you finish fucking them. It’s all fair game in this haven; do you dare visit? Well, if you want to cream your pants to unique hentai content, I say take that fucking dare! And if you think that you can handle sexy as fuck hentai content that will drain your balls, you have come to the right place. So go ahead and check out the site, see what you can find, and get off to a porn series that will make you wish that demon girls and fat tentacled penis monsters are real!
Hanime.tv Ready to stream some hentai at H Anime? First of all, I want to be upfront with you guys—I never really understood the allure of anime or hentai. I don’t know if it’s just too culturally disparate from my own experiences for me to get into, or if it stems from the fact that I don’t generally get turned on by cartoon chicks. Either way, it’s just really not my thing. That being said, there are millions of people all around the world who swear by it (both anime and/or hentai). In fact, hentai is even more popular in the United States than it is in Japan. It has become one of the most popular genres of porn in the world, and it seems to only be growing in popularity. People seem to love fantasizing about the impossible. Not that all hentai and anime porn features impossible situations, like tiny chicks getting fucked by giant tentacles in every orifice, but a great deal of it does take advantage of that unique feature of the medium.
The first time I opened FikFap, I was greeted by a big, fat ass, cheeks spread wide while the girl strokes her own crack and pokes at her glistening purple butthole. I was really expecting some boring viral shit like Tiktok—you know, like stupid dances, vandalism/injury challenges, and retards lip-synching last week’s famous internet videos. But, on the contrary, this was at least something I could crank off to, and well, you know how much I love that kind of stuff around here.
The very concept of Rule34.dev is arguably one of the driving forces of the internet. At the very least, it’s a guiding principle that I see played out almost every day here at ThePornDude as I make my scholarly, masturbatory rounds around the web. As immortalized in a webcomic back in 2003 and reiterated on sources as respectable as Wikipedia, Rule 34 states “There is porn of it. No exceptions.” Sounds like good news for all us horny motherfuckers, huh?