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ImageFap Facials It’s been ages since I last bust a nut to an assortment of image porn. So I decided to backtrack to the time when busty boobs used to make me shoot a load of hot jeez.
If you’ve been keen on your porn journey, you must still have memories of the good old sites we visited for a quick nut.
Remember back in the days when an old snail was 10X faster than the internet connection? And yes, even if you managed to get a video to buffer for a minute, the quality was a fucking wreck. So much so, that you could hardly tell the difference between a cunt and an armpit?
Sex.com Facials What a treasure trove of porn Sex.com is, hmm? It’s a website packed with porn videos, gifs, pics, and boards. If you’re unfamiliar, I’ll be going into some light details about each one considering all of Sex.com’s areas of content are straightforward. However, what I’m focusing on this time around is Sex.com’s Facials category. Facials are an interesting sex theme. The joy that comes from splattering a pretty girl’s face with your load and her just enjoying every single shot. What makes it even better is when she opens her mouth for a few shots to swallow.
The review’s barely just gotten started so let’s not remove our pants just yet. Or… you could. We all know mines are never on.
Scrolller Facials Oh shit, I’m about to bust all over my fucking screen again! We’ve got another binge-worthy free site to tug your dick to all night. If you’re tired of paying for lame-ass subscriptions, you’ve got to stop by this site that takes you straight to the money shot. Unless you’re one of those porn freaks that goes through all that trouble to watch a whole video but cums in two seconds, you probably want to get straight to the cumshot, right? If you’re a money-shot maniac like me, you’ll love this side of Scrolller.
PornPics Facials What’s up Fuckers?! If you watch as much porn as I do, you might love a good money shot, cumshot, splash to the dome, whatever you want to call it. Many websites show facial videos, but let’s talk about a site with facial photos. You’ll be getting my opinion on the facials section of PornPics. I’ll tell you what I love about this website, give some critiques, and then say what the creators should do to make it even better for the fellas and lady fellas. In the end, I’ll give it a score of flop or fap, and you know a fap score means it’s Porn Dude approved!
iWank Facials The amount of porn on the internet is greater than any generation has ever had access to. Videos and pictures of sluts getting fucked hard are being uploaded on the internet every minute. However, most porn sites are usually dedicated to a particular niche or similar group of porn categories.
Porn sites with a range of categories usually focus on the more acceptable ones. Thus leaving out the extreme stuff. This leaves pervs that enjoy different kinds of fetishes going from one site to another. That is where porn aggregate sites swoop in to save the day.
AlohaTube Facials There is a question that haunts me every single waking moment of the day. I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat crying this question out to the gods. In the silent moments when I have nothing but my thoughts to keep me company, it’s this question that comes to mind: Where should I cum next?
There are just so many options. The world is my oyster, and it wants to be covered in as much of the Porndudes cum as he can manage to produce.
Of course, the obvious answer is deep inside of a bitches pussy. I love this option. Inside a pussy is where evolution tells my cum it wants to be.
iXXX Bukkake Over 468K bukkake videos! That’s probably all bukkake content that has ever been shot, either by a studio or some random fucker with a camera! The whole bukkake history at one place – ixxx.com/c/bukkake. A category so big that it deserves a separate review! It deserves someone like me to take a look at it. Hail to ixxx.com/c/bukkake! A tsunami of cum cumming your way!
After the initial excitement, other, far more complicated thoughts creep inside my mind. What is it about chicks and facials, or, better said, what is it with dudes and bukkake? I’ve never done any research about bukkake, but I am sure it comes from Asia. Probably Japan.
PornTrex Bukkake Who came up with the concept of taking one chick, surrounding her with dongs, and letting each of them spray her face with cum? An element of domination and humiliation that everyone has seen so many times that it stopped being a big deal. Bukkake is a fetish, and a very kinky one, despite a crazy number of such videos that are being added on tube pages on a daily basis. So, who came up with the concept? Who else than Japanese freaks whose mission seems to be to infuse diversity and kinkiness into the adult biz? You know what? I don’t mind! I’ve never been a fan of demure-ass chicks who grab a kleenex the moment I am done spraying or complain about a case of ruined mascara. So, for all of you dirty fucks who like to see a chick on her knees, enjoying multiple facials, here comes porntrex.com/tags/bukkake/. Time to focus on the category!
SxyPrn Facials Something is thrilling about watching a chick’s face getting covered in cum. I like a slut that swallows but shooting cum on her face is equally exciting. For a lot of guys fucking a bitch isn’t complete without shooting cum all over her face. Though I don’t agree with the premise. Giving her a creampie or pumping all of the load down her throat are also great ways to end an intense fuck session. I also admit that facials are a nice way to finish the job. Seeing all the white, milky goo covering her face makes for a great ending to a thrilling sexual encounter.