Hentai.tv I always thought hentai was some really geeky neckbeard shit. Why shake your dick at cartoons when you’ve got an entire world of HD hardcore pornography out there? I mean, shit, the free tubes have literally millions of hardcore anal flicks and teenage cherry poppings at your disposal, do you really want to bust out a bowl of sugary cereal and sit in front of the tube watching goddamn anime? Then again, the nasty pornographic toons on sites like Hentai.TV ain’t your typical, tired Pokémon bullshit.
Looking for a place to watch hentai without any fuss? Anime ID Hentai has your back. AnimeIDHentai.com is a hentai stream site that features all the latest releases as well as classics. Most of the videos here are Japanese raws or English subs, but you’ll find some Spanish and other language subs also. What really sets AnimeIDhentai apart is how little bullshit it has. All the streams are fast and reliable, and you won’t get fucked up the ass with nonstop pop-ups and bullshit ads either. It’s amazing to load up a video and just have it play. Another great part of AnimeIDHentai is how they lay out episodes. A lot of hentai anime sites have problems where it can be hard to find the next episode or the episodes aren’t neatly laid out.
Rule 34 Video! Of all the unimpeachable truths of the Internet, perhaps the most profound is Rule 34: no matter what it is, there’s porn of it. Rule34Video.com is a warehouse of documentation that attempts to prove exactly that. I know your mom told you she’d cut off your wifi if she caught you looking at more of that kinky shit, but sometimes mom just doesn’t understand a man’s attraction to Mortal Kombat bitches, Minecraft whores, and futanari sluts who fuck horses.
Hentai Haven! Do you ever wish that you lived in a Hentai Haven? Be careful what you wish for. It is a freaky animated world full of horny tentacled creatures and busty demons that turn into peanut butter after you finish fucking them. It’s all fair game in this haven; do you dare visit? Well, if you want to cream your pants to unique hentai content, I say take that fucking dare! And if you think that you can handle sexy as fuck hentai content that will drain your balls, you have come to the right place. So go ahead and check out the site, see what you can find, and get off to a porn series that will make you wish that demon girls and fat tentacled penis monsters are real!
Hanime.tv Ready to stream some hentai at H Anime? First of all, I want to be upfront with you guys—I never really understood the allure of anime or hentai. I don’t know if it’s just too culturally disparate from my own experiences for me to get into, or if it stems from the fact that I don’t generally get turned on by cartoon chicks. Either way, it’s just really not my thing. That being said, there are millions of people all around the world who swear by it (both anime and/or hentai). In fact, hentai is even more popular in the United States than it is in Japan. It has become one of the most popular genres of porn in the world, and it seems to only be growing in popularity. People seem to love fantasizing about the impossible. Not that all hentai and anime porn features impossible situations, like tiny chicks getting fucked by giant tentacles in every orifice, but a great deal of it does take advantage of that unique feature of the medium.
The first time I opened FikFap, I was greeted by a big, fat ass, cheeks spread wide while the girl strokes her own crack and pokes at her glistening purple butthole. I was really expecting some boring viral shit like Tiktok—you know, like stupid dances, vandalism/injury challenges, and retards lip-synching last week’s famous internet videos. But, on the contrary, this was at least something I could crank off to, and well, you know how much I love that kind of stuff around here.
The very concept of Rule34.dev is arguably one of the driving forces of the internet. At the very least, it’s a guiding principle that I see played out almost every day here at ThePornDude as I make my scholarly, masturbatory rounds around the web. As immortalized in a webcomic back in 2003 and reiterated on sources as respectable as Wikipedia, Rule 34 states “There is porn of it. No exceptions.” Sounds like good news for all us horny motherfuckers, huh?
Are you an Ink Bunny, or is that just something you think about when you’ve got the ol’ Johnson lubed up on your lunch break? Some folks might call it weird to masturbate to images of rabbit girls, reptile bitches, and your little ponies. That is why it’s always nice to find a community of like-minded perverts who aren’t going to look at you sideways for wanting to see Twilight Sparkle’s puckered butthole. Hey, it isn’t my usual breakfast fap material, but with enough weed and viagra, I can beat off to damn near anything! Let’s do this!
Deviant Art is arguably one of the most popular hentai sites on the planet, though they don’t actually market themselves as such. The online art community has been around for decades now, and has always been welcoming to all kinds of artists, from photographers and videographers to the fursuit-wearing deviates drawing up all that X-rated anime you’ve been shaking your dick at. It’s only natural that an art-based social network with “Deviant” in the title would pick up a whole lot of beautifully deviant deviates along the way, along with all the twisted hentai they could come up with.
Fap For Fun! I’ve seen some of you neckbeards lurking in the back of an FYE where they have all of those DVDs covered up by 18+ cards. That’s just pathetic. And you know that cashier is judging your fat ass when you bring up that degenerate fuck fest that you have clutched to your chest with shaking hands. You guys already have it bad enough. Why make it so much worse on yourself? Have some fucking dignity and fap to hentai bitches without leaving your mom’s basement. If you’re going to be that guy who pays for their porn, at least buy a quality subscription where you get hundreds of videos to jerk your dick to instead of just one measly video.