Candy Crib

Candy Crib sounds like the kind of mobile game your sister-in-law plays when she’s not trying to sell MLM yoga pants to everyone she knows, but names can be deceiving. You already know I wouldn’t be writing up some SFW app here at ThePornDude, which means we’ve got something much better in store that matching tiles for imaginary points. The candy in this crib is more metaphorical, and arguably a whole hell of a lot sweeter than any gas-station impulse buy.