Dynasty Series

Dynasty Series has been around since 2007, which ain’t surprising based on that grade-A brand name and web domain. Just about any company could have snatched up the dot-com and used it to hawk a premium line of damn near anything, from kitchen utensils to tractors, but I’m glad they’ve chosen to specialize in something a little easier to shake my dick at. Branding ain’t everything, though, and the name ain’t the only reason these guys have been kicking so long. I mean, wait till you get a load of the girls!