Horny Villa

Have you ever wanted your own Horny Villa? Honestly, I kind of feel like any house I walk into becomes exactly that, but we can’t all be a big-dicked porn stud—or can we? There are a growing number of ways to get your vicarious slut-banging thrills, whether it’s the POV porn genre, newfangled VR smut, or the AI sex chat apps popping up left and right lately. This next joint takes an approach I’m sure the gamers in the audience are really going to appreciate.

HornyVilla.com is a free-to-play adult tile-matching game with a pornographic plot. This ain’t Candy Crush or some other bullshit your mom would play, unless she’s into masturbating to high-quality hentai. They get a good half million players every month, and given the addictive nature of these games, I wonder how many are noobs and how many just can’t stop coming back. Today is my first time entering the Villa, but will it be my last? I guess it depends on how it goes…