Jacquie Et Michel Elite 

Jacquie Et Michel Elite  Why do I always feel so fucking fancy when I watch French porno? I feel like I should pop a bottle of nice wine and eat some snails while I butter up my long, throbbing baguette. (For the neckbeards out there in mom’s basement, remember to scrape the fromunda cheese off first.) Somebody just sent me a link to Jacque et Michel Elite, so I’m in exactly that kind of mood. JacquieEtMichelElite.com is brought to you by, you guessed it, Jacquie et Michel, who call themselves “the leading group in pornography in France.” They’ve got a few dozen porn sites under their umbrella, but this Elite unit “specializes in high-end X movies and streaming,” according to the blurb at the bottom. The smut I’m eyeballing on the landing page already has my wood knocking, and I ain’t alone: they get thousands of visitors every day. Let’s see what those perverts are gawking at.