Lets Jerk

Lets Jerk? I told the judge at my trial that sometimes website names sound like tutorials to me. I blamed Facebook, but he wasn’t buying it. The instructions built into this next site’s name won’t get you arrested for breaking someone’s nose with your copy of smut. LetsJerk is more likely to get you busted for masturbating on the bus. Wired published an article last month about how there are now 14 free porn tubes for every human alive on the planet. The number grows, and LetsJerk.is is among the ranks. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is worried the tubes will become sentient and pose a threat to humanity, but he lost his credibility thanks to the woke bullshit. You fuckers are going to be sorry in about 20 years when the dick-bots force your family to work deep in the fisting mines.