Mom Swapped

Mom Swapped You know, I wasn’t always the pussy crushing alpha male I am today. I’m just kidding. I came out of the womb a pussy crusher. I went right from the uterus and onto a nurse’s tits. My little baby Weiner couldn’t do much yet, but it didn’t stop me from grinding on the female staff. Had I been born in a catholic church, I would have started racking numbers up at five minutes old.

Private (Parts) Conversation

It’s been a blast being a testosterone-filled alpha my whole life, but that’s not to say it hasn’t led to some trouble. My friends hated to invite me over for sleepovers because their moms were obsessed with me. They would steal me away every chance they got for a “private conversation.”