NSFW.xxx

NSFW.xxx has a lot going for it. For one thing, that’s the sleekest-looking domain name I’ve seen all day, streamlined yet vaguely futuristic. Pull up the site and you’ll find exactly the kind of next-gen layout deserving of the name, simple yet powerful in its presentation of amateur sluts, cartoon monster sex and gaping videos. I’m telling you, vertical columns are the wave of the future, and it won’t be long until the free tubes start copying sites like this one.

Of course, the title and design are of little use to the casual masturbator. I’m a lot more concerned about what kind of smut they’re peddling, and how much fun I’m going to have shaking my dick at the screen until the Chinese boner pills I bought on Wish stop working. It’s been four days and my forearms are tiring and the rash is getting worse, but I see what all the fuss is about. NSFW.xxx showcases some of Reddit’s sexiest pics and videos, without all the virgin neckbeard commentary.