Perv Principal

Perv Principal! I read a statistic that around 95% of school principals are satisfied with their job. Fuck me, that’s got to be a higher rate of job satisfaction than a damn gynecologist! It should come as no surprise, really, because becoming a principal requires a shit load of hard work, studying, and can take almost a decade to achieve, so it’s only fitting they’re treated right when they reach the top.

But have you ever wondered where the bulk of job satisfaction comes from? After all, there must be some serious perks to being a school principal with such a high level of job satisfaction, right? Well, in today’s porn review, I might have found a site that can not only answer all of our questions but also leaves our balls totally drained!