Porn Go

Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.